Forget for a moment that "Fashion Week" and "Food Diaries" are two terms that simply don't belong together.

Because New York insisted in having a few fashion types – such as this guy who we went to high school with – chronicle their caloric intake for the magazine's most ambitious online coverage yet.

Among the bylines: Elle's fashion news director, Anne Slowey, whose diet consisted of vitamins, water, skim lattes, and a few glasses of wine.

Which is plenty of energy to run from one show to another and meet copy deadlines, but perhaps the absence of, say, nutrition, explains her abhorrent stint as a Project Runway guest judge.

And her general inability to do her job.

Day 1
7:30 A.M. Home
Two 1,000-mg. Emergen-C with seven mineral ascorbates and 32 mineral complexes, one ounce of Super KMH, Mona Vie (berry extract), aloe juice, chlorophyll, two Nature’s Way Fenu-Thyme, one advance natural FloroMax, three Wellness Formula tablets, twenty drops Super Lysine Plus, two Theraveda Usha daytime stress formula tablets.

10:30 Sant Ambroeus
Milanese eggs and iced skim latte.

2:00 P.M. Patrik Ervell
Bottle of water and glass of white wine.

3:00 Waiting for the United Bamboo Show
Water.

4:00 Waiting for the Diane Von Furstenberg Show
Water.

5:00 Waiting for the Luella Bartley Show
Water.

6:00 Waiting for the Phillip Lim Show
Water.

7:00 Waiting for the Tuleh Show
Water.

8:30 At a Friend’s London Terrace Apartment Watching TV
Two glasses of red wine, Camembert and crackers, three olives during Prince’s Super Bowl halftime performance.

11:30 Home
Repeat Fenu-Thyme, Wellness Formula tablets, and add Theraveda Nisha nighttime stress formula.

Day 2
7:30 A.M. Home
Daily vitamin routine.

9:30 In Car on Way to Carolina Herrera at the Tents
Iced skim latte.

11:30 Office
Water and green tea.

12:30 P.M. At My Desk
Vegetable soup from Westerly. Water.

3:30 On My Way to the Thakoon Show
Synergy Kombucha drink and an Organic Food Bar.

5:00 Office
Water and green tea.

7:00 Dos Caminos on Park Avenue, Before the Marc Jacobs Show
Two ounces seviche, guacamole and chips, and two Partida Añejos on the rocks with fresh lime.

10:00 Marc Jacobs After-Party
Two glasses of Champagne.

11:30 Home
Daily vitamin routine.

Day 3
7:30 A.M. Home
Daily vitamin routine.

9:30 In the Car on the Way to the Office
Grande iced skim latte.

11:00 Office
Green tea and water.

12:30 P.M. On the Way to the Derek Lam Show
Grande iced skim latte.

2:00 Bottino
Fennel salad, squash soup, hot water with lemon.

3:00 Office
Water and green tea.

4:00 Office
Organic Food Bar and Synergy Kombucha drink.

7:00 In Car to Joe Zee’s Party at DB Bistro Moderne
Water.

7:15 DB Bistro
Glass of Champagne and one caviar potato tidbit.

9:00 Narciso Rodriguez After-Party at the Rose Bar in the Gramercy Park Hotel
Two mini meat tidbits and two glasses of Champagne.

11:30 Home
Daily vitamin routine.