• Mayoral hopeful Anthony Weiner conceded the democratic primary race to Fernando Ferrer, which will give the congressman more time to get back to wooing Gigi Stone.

• Meanwhile, Robert Morgenthau will continue his 30-year reign as Manhattan D.A., thanks to a big win (59 percent of the vote) over Leslie Snyder.

• Russell Crowe is hoping Manhattan prosecutors don't think his phone throw was as serious as, well, a bloody cut up face. He's hoping to have his assault charges reduced so any admission or conviction wouldn't keep him from returning to the U.S. to work.

• The Lindsay Lohan "did she or didn't she?" breast implant debate continues, with discussion as obvious as her chest's truth.

• The 60th anniversary of the United Nations isn't merely causing Midtown East traffic woes but it's created the puzzle of placing so many presidents in a limited number of presidential suites.

• Sounds like Lisa Marie Presley cashed out of the Elvis business just in time. The Broadway show All Shook Up that's based on the rock'n'roller's music is expected to lose more than $10 million and will join Rosie O'Donnell's Taboo in the canceled corner.

• Despite 29 networks simulcasting Friday's Shelter from the Storm: A Concert for the Gulf Coast to more than 100 countries, only 24 million people tuned in. Compare that to the 9/11 telethon America: A Tribute to Heroes, which ranked in 89 million viewers.