• So, this girl walks into Jim Kelly's party ... you can see where we're going with this. [NYO]

• Cindy Adams' crystal ball didn't predict this one. If we can just hold out until May 26th, mornings will be fun again. [Page Six, Ad Age]

• Rolling Stone rolls out in China. [BW]

• Politically aware actress Susan Sarandon is set to play Cindy Sheehan in Peace Mom. In the old days, this would have landed her a Vanity Fair cover. [SFG]

• Are Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher really trying again for a baby? It might be too painful to watch Star kill another fetus. [Star]