Kevin Federline was in New York to perform a dismal show at Webster Hall. Britney Spears joined his jaunt to stop by the Late Show With David Letterman. And now the twosome are going their separate ways — for good. TMZ reports Britney has filed divorce papers in L.A., citing "irreconcilable differences" and is after custody of their kids. Along for the ride? Power divorce attorney Laura Wasser, who counts Angelina Jolie and Nick Lachey as clients.
Yesterday is the date cited as the official separation, which leads us to imagine the split was either due to her disappointment in K-Fed's ticket sales or the fact that he's a douchebag and she looks hot again.
Wow. I thought they'd make it at least another 2 months.
I think she finally realized that there is no future with this guy so she might as well cut her losses. I mean, has this guy even spent one day with his new baby since he's been born?
The big question is, will he still have a "posse" when he's living at Motel 6?
Hold the phone, this may or may not be true. I have heard it over a thousand times from all of you jealous editors before.
But if it is true...maybe it had something to do with him acting so feminine lately, and not fucking Britney good and proper. I know I would. I would fuck her with the strength of every last cell in my body...As a matter of fact...I thinks its time Britney got herself a serving of the new and improved CL, I come in the following flavors: No.1delicious Chrisopher CUM sickle ( its white gold in your mouth! ).
No.2Christopher Now or Laters.
No.3 Suck on Christopher jizzle jazz drink, garunteed to get you off your ass and on your feet!
No.4 Diet Christopher: containing Mountain herb extracts, extracted directly from Christopher's nut hairs.
No.5 Christopher Semen Burger, Ingredients: Christophers semen, Burger, pubic hair, ass ( buns for the burger ), tomatoe, and lettuce.
No.6 Christopher Cough-drops:Cum flavor. ( you won't have to worry about a sore throat, the Cum catches right on to it, and shoves it down your stomach, and out your ass!
Woohoo! Britney has a brain! She must've visited the Wizard while in NYC. About time she shed that load, K-Fart, who, from what we've heard, has applied for his old job as the urinal cleaner at the Sunoco station on Interstate 40 in Seligman, AZ.
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