Britney Spears Checks Her Bald Behind Into Rehab...Again
TMZ is now reporting that a fuzzy-haired Britney Spears has checked herself into a Los Angeles rehab facility for a much needed detox session.
Britney Spears is back in rehab. Sources say the singer has checked into an in-patient facility in Los Angeles. We're told the move came after family members pressed her to check in.
We sincerely hope Brit's latest stint in rehab will prove more effective than Lindsay Lohan's (now fully orange, and back to her hard-partying ways) and amply longer-lasting than her previous attempt, which clocked in at just under 24 hours.
More details on Britney Baldgate/Rehabgate as they come in.
Good luck, Britney. Stay strong, if not for yourself then for your children. You will make it through whatever it is that you are going through. I am still a fan and am pulling for you! Take care of yourself.....
"Checking into rehab" is a celebretards "get out of jail free" card.
She runs around puking on everyone, flashing her "cash n'prizes", steals baby dadies, and shaves her head in a meth rage...bitch don't need rehab, she needs an asylum.
I'm willing to testify in Kevin Federline's behalf at the custody hearing for their two damn kids. Her ridiculous behavior is bad for a 25 year old, but as a mother it's completely unacceptable. Stay at home and eat a pint of Ben & Jerry's like the rest of us, Brit. And get your tubes tied.
Craig Ferguson came on the morning show today to say that we shouldn't be making fun of Britney Spears, instead we shoud be concerned about her because she clearly has a problem, probably with alcohol. Ferguson says he knows what he's talking about because he is 13 years sober.
I guess this is a well-meaning effort on his part, but it hasn't hurt him in the publicity department either. Ever notice how publicity seems to generate more publicity amongst the rich and famous?
Speaking about famous... Isn't this what its all about?
I acknowledge that Britney Spears is famous. But don't ask me what for. I know she sings and wiggles her ass, but I can't tell you the name of even one of her songs. Maybe its people like me who cause Britney to shave her head, get tattoos, and flash a little beaver while getting out of her limo.
Britney craves attention. Not alcohol, not drugs - attention. It is her addiction and when she senses it draining from her system, she goes out and does things to get more. Like a junky looking for a fix. And we are her dealers.
Well, you - not me!
I don't give a damn about Britney Spears. She is irrelevant to my life, except for the fact that she takes up valuable time on the six o'clock news.
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