• NBA player John Amaechi comes out, inspiring a crazy homophobic rant from former Indiana Pacers star, Tim Hardaway.

• Fabian Basabe is concerned that his DUI will interfere with his work schedule pathetic obsession with becoming famous.

• Daniel Baldwin has been getting the rich and famous rehab treatment despite being a huge financial burden to his family and only marginally famous.

• Meanwhile, a freshly rehabbed Lindsay Lohan has managed to incorporate threesomes into her road to recovery.

• Anna Nicole's methadone-friendly doctor to officially rescind his Hippocratic Oath.

• Victoria Beckham can make the crazy-but-gorgeous Katie Holmes look lovely in March's Harper's Bazaar; but can she really design clothes for women with back-fat?

• Meanwhile, Jim Carrey's slightly worried that he'll become a couch-jumping Scientologist with no career.

• Britney Spears' reignited relationship with manager Larry Rudolph isn't a love thing, it's a father-daughter thing. Or a make money, make money thing.

• Our own MollyGood hits the TMZ party, regrets skin contact with Joe Francis.

• Daniel Baldwin makes good on the self-fulfilling prophecy of his last name and lands in cuffs.

• Likely untrue, but a tale of Jessica Simpson hiring a male escort puts a smile on more faces than just Nick Lachey's.

From the desk of Court TV: they knew that Daniel Baldwin was arrested for coke first. They broke the story ... an entire hour and a half before TMZ did.

Hey can you please link to our story instead of TMZ's? We posted last night a full 90 minutes before they did and our story is much more complete. I'd appreciate it!

Normally our response to these requests are, "hey, um, no." But since we're running the obnoxious email as fodder for our site, we'll throw a pity link their way.

Earlier: Daniel Baldwin Makes Coke Less Cool

• Leave it to a guy like David Spade to create a murderous cat fight and spill it to Us Weekly. [Us Weely]

• NBC gives Ada Calhoun a reason to smile — Law & Order returns for season 17. [USAT]

• Listen kids, it's ok to do coke if you're Lindsay Lohan or Kate Moss. But if you're some has been like Daniel Baldwin, you're going to go to jail. [TMZ]

• In attempt to keep up with his on-again girlfriend Adam "DJ AM" Goldstein goes under the knife. [The Bosh]

• Ellen Barkin makes peace with her neighbors. Which is good, because you never know when she'll get left barefoot on the sidewalk. [Gawker]