Just another cover of Details, right? Not exactly.

It's the first cover – perhaps since Dan Peres took over in 2000 – that there hasn't been a blatantly gay coverline. And no, Justin Timberlake on the cover doesn't automatically mean we're talking fag. But as the staffers 'round Jossip HQ noticed, each of these headlines requires only the most modest of alterations to turn this into the gayest issue of Details ... ever.

• Justin Timberlake Just Wants to be Alone ... With His Little JT

• Is the Guy in the Office Next to Yours a Closet Case?

• The Deadly New Drug Sweeping the Circuit Party

• Warning: Beware of Fashion's Most Common Screwup (Hint: Old Dudes Wearing Abercrombie & Fitch)

• America's Disturbing New Sexual Fetish (That Has Homos in a Tizzy)

• The 2nd Annual Mavericks Issue: Details Anoints the 27 Big Thinkers Who Are Shaping Your Life ... and Are 9-Plus Inches

• New Fiction By Kavalier & Clay Author Michael Chabon, Excerpted from Butt