Former President George H. W. Bush Is Back On His Feet After 'Pulling A Nicole Richie' This Past Sunday
— Tue, Mar 13, 2007 —

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Did you hear about George Bush Senior? He was hospitalized over the weekend for "dehydration," making him the latest celebrity casualty in a hot new craze started by innovative Hollywood trendsetters Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie!

Apparently, it all started when the octogenarian Bush became "dizzy and dehydrated" during an afternoon golf game with the widow of late Ambassador Walter Anneberg.

"The next thing I know, I fainted," Bush said, adding he wasn't happy with what happened next.

"The ugliest part of what happened was that my (male) friend ... gave me mouth-to-mouth resuscitation," Bush said with a smile.

How unlucky for Bush considering "there were [also] six beautiful girls there!" Aside from getting CPR from a same-sex ugly, however, the former president was reportedly fine. And, unlike his predecessors, his fainting apparently had more to do with the fact that he is 82 years old and was in 94 degree heat than his affinity for all-night benders and coke-fueled promiscuity.

[via Queerty]



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No. 1
MIZK says:

I GUESS HE SAW THE GAS PRICES IN CALIFORNIA

March 13, 2007 4:02 PM


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