jay is nuts for taking this long!

Jay-Z pretends he's a fucking seal/walrus and puts straws and jellybeans up his nose while going "AR AR AR!" and writes journal entries about his penis.

RUN AWAY! HE'S FUCKING CRAZY NOWADAYS!

Jay-Z pretends he's a fucking seal/walrus and puts straws and jellybeans up his nose while going "AR AR AR!" and writes journal entries about his penis.

RUN AWAY! HE'S FUCKING CRAZY NOWADAYS!

I will wait until officially
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I heard Jay-Z was fuckin Beyonce in a hotel where they placed cameras in the room, and he only fucked for 1min and 30 seconds. Bout as long as a average video!!

I think they are good together it does matter wether J is not good looking as long as his faithfull to B and they happy and people should deal with the fact they happy wehter they like it or not is thier beaf ok.

i think jay-z and beyonce' were born to be together
even though jay-z might b older than beyonce'
that's y he might not respecting enough as he should
all i gotta say is that if jay-z trully loves beyonce' he will
respect her enough to marry and have a bunch of kids
which one of them will have a big booty like beyonce' herself..

jayz is 1 of the richest men in the world who has his own clothing line, obviously what woman would not take advantage of this.I think jayz only wants to marry beyonce after his rival nas married kelis, i mean who on earth would want 2 marry beyonce after watching her new video deja vu, shes a maniac in that video. the girl goes crazy and mental, it isnt even feminine, it was disgusting 2watch and wayyyy 2 over the top, i sat there with my mouth wide open thinking oh my god what ISSSS she doing the mad woman! also shes loosing her looks BIG TIME, no way is she as attractive as she use 2be, matter of fact i think her and J are on the same level of looks now.

there are a lot of haters out there. live beyonce and jayz alone. if they make each other happy so be it. when the honeymoon is over they will just move on. let them just live and be a couple.

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Most of you guys do not have a clear grasp of the Englis language of grammar. Spend a little more time in the books. Thanks you.

I love that beyonce and jay-z are together besides making great music together they are a really cute couple. jayz is sexy and so is beyonce. i think everybody should keep there fucking mouths closed and stay out of there businness. let them live there own life!

BEYONCE AND JAY MAKE DA BEST COUPLE EVA 2 ME CUZ IT SEEM LIKE THEY GOT MAD STUFF IN COMMON LIKE THEY IS BOTH #1 ON CHARTS

YO SON BEYONCE LOOK MAD GOOD AND JAY IS DA KILLA RAPPA HE DA BEST MC OUT RITE NOW AND THEY BOTH IS SUCCEDING AND THESE MOTHER FUCKERS NEED 2 GET MARRIED CUZ THEY BEEN GOING OUT FA MAD LONG AND MY NIGGA JAY KNO HE HIT DAT MORE THAN ONCE SO JUST GET MARRIED AND CALL IT A DAY IIGHT. O SON I FAGOT DAT B GAVE MA NIGGA J HEAD AND JAY BEING A ASS HOLE ATE HER OUT

JOHNATHAN: Could you please refrain from calling my brothers and sisters "N*****'s" please?

Beyonce is my girl all the way and I love her so much. If she wants to stay with Jay then she should because apparently they really like each other. If they feel the should get married then they should and that ain't nobody else's buisness but theirs!!!!!!!!

beyonce is too overrated! since she started shaking her behind and wearing little to no clothes ever one has been going crazy and before it was different. she needs to cover up more

Oh, and Shell, before you go criticizing my brothers and sisters writing, you mispelled English and incorrectly placed Thanks you, instead of thanks you, unless you were trying to be sarcastic in your own humorless way. Looks like they are not the only ones who need to hit those books...

Beyonce is a beautiful person inside and out! But like any other human, any other woman she can be blinded by love especially (love) coming from a a guy like Jay-Z who i feel she has never been involved with b4. I blieve he can be better a man for himself one day.... but if its' for her or her family, the media and what he thinks his fans expect of him because she is so highly thought of then he will fail as a good man for her and go back to to ole ways!!!HOVA

I'm soory I waited this long to see this but J and I never married in July, we aren't even engaged yet. Right now we are in Thialand cause J has to perform a few songs and we are highly upset with eachother because Iam mad at him cause he won' t talk to me so he's mad at me too. And to get married to him, I am only 25, Ican wait because there is plenty of other men in this world. All of you guys who read this may think it's a fan or something but it's not it's the real Beyonce. I won't say that Jay-Z is the most attractive man but he's not the ugliest and he is a nice, loving, and caring man who carries BIG things and has good sex.

If you are the real Beyonce, you sure make alot of grammatical errors. But its cool, so do I. I am a fan of yours, not your music or anything, just you. Your stunningly Gorgeous. You look alot like my mom too. Im sure you have heard of me. I am the messiah.
Listen, screw J, your to beautiful for him, get with me instead. I am not rich, but I am jewish, so I have connections. And I am not rowdy either. Call me some time, you know where to find me.

Here is a random list of things I find to admire about Beyonce "who should be my Fiance" Knowles.
No.1 She has an adorable smile. ( but not as adorable as Ashlee Simpson )
No.2 She has pretty eyes ( but no where NEAR as pretty as Ashlee's color changing peepers )
No.3 She is smart. ( up until that last post )
No.4 She is one fly Honey. ( not as fly as Ashlee Simpson )
No.5 She has big breasts ( Yeah, Ashlee has you beaten in this department too. )
No.6 She HAD a big round booty, now its just a memory.
No.7 She has honey brown skin. ( So does Ashlee when she gets a spray on tan, and looks mighty fine. )
No.8 I am sure she has trimmed up neat pubic hair, which I would love to chomp on. Are you blonde down there? ( Ashlee probably is )

Periodically, here are some things I do not like about Beyonce.
No.1 Annoying masculine voice.
No.2 Phoony.
No.3 She is dating Jay-Z, and since he is so ugly, she has to brag about his genitals, even though they could not be near massive size like mine. Don't believe me? Type in Christopher Longaway Male Enhancement formula, And you will see they use me as their spokesman. Enjoy my pictures.
No.4 She is a member of the illuminati. Not to mention a member of the Daughters of the Northern Star.
No.5 She has elf ears, and looks like an Elf.
No. 6 She is in love with me, but I am in love with Ashlee Simpson, so she cannot have me.

With all that in mind "Beyonce" you can do whatever you want, its of no concern to me, but if you want, you have the approval of the Messiah, Christopher Longaway.
Peace, and be careful out there.

Eat my Hairy pussy Beyonce.

You know what...I don't believe you "Beyonce". Your not the real Beyonce. She wouldn't make all those grammatical errors, and talk nasty like you do. The Beyonce I know is a fine reserved young lady. She wouldn't say something like "He carries BIG things"...that could mean anything. Big lips, Big eyes, big stomach, he has all of those . Good sex? Whoa. More than I needed to know "Beyonce". I am no Beyonce fan to say the least, but she is one of my sisters, ( a sexy sister ) so I respect her. And Jay-Z is one of my brothers as well. ( if you are judged by the color of your skin, then he is a SUPER brother ) The only reason you dropped by this post is to read what I wrote, because you know I am the messiah. I know all about your secret organization. It is the only reason you are famous, not because of your hard work, because your music is detestable. And Jay-Z's music really sucks Donkey balls. You two should really be poor. But you succeeded, so more power to you, I don't hate, I appreciate. You two make a great couple. You will probably be friends long after the love is gone.
Hearken unto these words however: I am the messiah, and my time grows ever closer. I will be the downfall of your organization, and since you two are a part of it, I WILL have to deal with you two. Be not proud of your acomplishments, because I will put you all to shame with mine. Your organization has taken my health,but not my life. That was a mistake. Enjoy your time tgether now, do not argue with one another, life is short...I realize that now, I thought I was on top of the world, and look at me now. I have to kill another 5 months just so I can heal properly. Think about how much time I lost...how much pain I was in for one whole year. Burning. That was the sensation I felt. I no longer fear hell.
I know you will read this. And you know what I say is true.
All of the rest of you can just move along, this is a message to Jay-Z and Beyonce, from there brother, and father, Chris(t).

Just so you know Beyonce...this is the real Brian Mcknight. No Really! I am!
I just wanted to add my two cents up in this here mess.
First off, You act like Jay-Z is so nice and caring, and thats the reason you are with him. No bitch. Your with him because you are a low ass skank husslin' prostitute, and he is on your level. Low tramp bitch, with your raspy ass man voice, I never liked you, cunt. Hussy.
Then, you even said: "...all of you guys who read this may think its a fan or something but its not..." You mean to tell me your not a fan of your own work? Shit, thats pretty bad. At least you admitted to it, skank, ho.
You didn't even give a shout out to all your fans on this thread, because your phoony, you don't care about anyone but yourself you low life bitch. Fuck you. And Rowdy ass Jay-Z. They should call him UGly.
Ashlee and Jessica have it all over you, at least I would take a bite off them...I would just feed you to the dogs.

FINALLY, THE ROCK HAS COME BACK...TO JOSSIP.COM
Beyonce...you've been coming in here, and not even giving a shout out to the people. And its all about the people. The Rock loves the people,The Rock is the Peoples Champion. The people got the Rock where he is today.
" I am Beyonce, I am really!" Shut your mouth woman, nobody cares if your the real deal, or a lousy tramp down the street. It really makes no difference, because both are about the same.
CAN YOU SMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEELL...WHAT THE ROCK...IS COOKING?

I think you people need to stop all this hatred leave the people alone and let Beyonce be, especially #8 above stop being a hating Beyonce is very attractive and talented I think you need to go look for something to do

this is a bunch of shit and cl or christopher you are hilaious u crack me up u had me lol all night any way we all kno that couldnt be the real beyonce or brian so stop yall shit cuz it ain funny at all
Thank You

Nina? What the fuck are you talking about? I don't understand a fucking word you wrote, and that means something coming from me, because I don't think anybody understood one fucking word I sang in my songs.
Not the Real Brian McKnight?
And who the fuck are you Nina? A CrackHead Junky? I bet that gets you MAD reviews, even more than Brian McKinght.
Maybe you just can't handle the fact that I AM the real Brian McKnight. Overwhelms you doesn't it? I would be overwhelmed too, if I were you.
You wrote so much bullshit, I am going to have to disect it; Brian McKnight style.
"You are a hilarious u crack me up." What the fuck is this shit????????
You put "You" and then "u". What the fuck? be consistent if you are going to write graffiti, please.
"You had me lol all night anyway" Watch this Nina: You had me lol all night(,) anyway(,)"...did you see that? (,) that thing in the parentheses is called a comma. Use one sometime.
"and we all kno..." ...I am going to let you side on this one. No one could be that stupid they don't know how to spell "Know".Even Brian McKnight, as stupid as I am can spell "no", I mean "Know". That must have been intentional.
"that couldnt be the real beyonce or brian"...I can't speak for Beyonce, but this post is 100% all Brian McKnight, baby. Can You feel me? Feeeeel Meeee in You Giirrrrrrrrlllll! Sorry, sometimes I like to sing at akward moments. Also, you need to capitalize Brian's name. Always write in capitals when you write Brians name, girl! I am the most important man in all history!
Now make sure you buy ALL my albums, and make love to my posters.
Thank You, girl.
Peace Nina.

Yall need to quit hatin on them. People need to be out of they buisness. If they wanna fuck then let them fuck wit out da whole world knowin. I am a fan of yours Beyonce and girl dont let them people get to yo head. Do what u do and dont let them haters stop you.

See Beyonce? See how ignorant your fans are? What should I expect from you then? Thats why your post was filled with so many grammatical errors. You rowdy bitch.

Yo, son, Y'all need to quit hatin' on my girl, she All that and a bag of chips. Even though that lil' nig CL, or Christopher be talking shizzit, what he be sayin' be true. Word. Y'all need to stop obsessin' about us, me and 'Yonce are just regular nigs. We have to take shizzit, and wipe our azzez like everbody else. Word.
Y'all some mad meaky freakies. Don't be listenin' to my music if it is goin' to have such a bad influence on Ya's.

You Brian, Shut Up.

Hercules! Hercules! Hercules!Hercules! Uhhuhuhuhuhuhuh ( Eddie Murphy signature laugh )
Hello everybody, no, no, don't sit at the edge of your computer screens, just stay calm. Oh, what the hell, get a little crazy, go ahead.
Now, I just came down here to give my opinion about this whole situation...Beyonce is a bitch. And that is a fact. Trust me, I know. We worked on the same set of "DreamGirls". She wouldn't even leave me a taste of the teriyaki food bowl at the "Chow Hall". Just a taste. Thats all I asked. How hard is that? That no good bitch hogged all the teriyaki chicken bowl. Sleezy no good grizzly dating skank. Uhhuhuhuhuhuhuh ( Eddie Murphy signature laugh ) Lets just put it this way. If it was below zero, and Beyonce was waiting on a street corner to get picked up, and I was driving down the street aimlessly, and that bitch looked at me like she needed a ride...I would just drive on. No, no, thats not right. I would say to that bitch "You should have left me some teriyaki chicken, bitch!"
Love to all my fans.

Ok u fuckers!!!wats the fucking Beyonce and Jay-Z and Brian Mc .Knight impersonating deal about...u dick heads need to pass ur stinking asses up out ur trashy homes n go suck on da stray dogs cuz u bitches aint got shit to do...why da fuck would u be here hating on the sexiest girl in the game ...u jus wanna be her!!!!u all are fucking ashamed of urself if not u wouldnt come in here making ppl believe ur Brian the fuck Mc Knight...fuck u asshole:@ n who de ass u thought would believe ur mother's premature pussy anyway..u bitches,stop being ashamed of ur ugly wanna -be Brian asses...these ppl got class but unlike urll asses dey aint give a damn wat u think about them...ur like gutter level to dem.wat would beyonce wit all her dignity come into a freaking low level place like this?PLZ BITCHES!!!come on now pull another stunt not this boring one...good thing I gots ma pillow nearby cuz urll small dicks make me wanna sleep....{snoaring}...buh yeh I can still write in my sleep!!!go lift up urll mommas dresses n suck on the syphillis genitals n den dat would be a job to make u occupy ur time..n whose up for a challenge??/wanna answer me...my tongue be the dirtiest Black mother fucker tongue out deh n Im "THE BITCH" so all u small premature decomposed small cock stinkies out deh answer me!...let us know who u be!!!...go BEYONCE!!!ur da best girl....;)

What the fuck did this noisy bitch just say? I don't know how to read gibberish. All I understood was her name when I read it: Tamika. I see the problem...another Sha-na-na, just like her idol, Beyonce. Beyonce is a rowdy bitch.
Even I, Brian Mcknight realize that Ashlee Simpson is the most wonderful girl, ever, end of discussion. I should make a song about her...ASSSSSHHHLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEE, oh babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!Yeah!Yeah!Oh,Yeah!!!Girl, I say now, hot damn!
I bet Beyonce wishes she had Ashlee's plump-full lips, her body, her beautiful eyes, her hair, her scent...

Hats off to you...Brian the fuck Mc.Knight wanna be...never will be!!!U jus had to take on the challenge n let all of us know dat u were the one wit da smallest cock.....Congrats brother;)N wat de bloodclaat ras did u speak about gibberish....go over ur last text n tell me wat de fuck u think is gibberish....aint u americans learning ur father's dirty balls in school...cant even write ur bloody ass name in a straight line n u talking about gibberish????HUH WHORE;)...U TRANSEXUAL DICK HEAD!!!...I was even surprised dat u could read ma name:-0...guess u're gd at the grade one work...u wanna know wats gibberish u freak....pull down ur pants n de lil white worm ull see hanging...DATS FUCKING GIBBERISH!!:@,u imbecile!!!see u gettin on stupid...lil bitch wit no balls...stink of gutter gay freak....Ashley wouldnt wnat ur ass for the world...so come on honey stop being a wanna be....n dont mess wit me!
The Jamaican Princess...
Lil Mz Big Woman
Takicka!!!!!!!
Warlord Princess in ur stinking bloody asshole!!!
FUCK YOU...BRIAN-WANNABE-MCKNIGHT!!!!

I almost forgot.....U ROCK BEYONCE....KEEP ON SHAKING UR FAT ASS BOOTY N MAKING DEM WISH....I looooooove you girl n aint no mother fucker making me say otherwise......'Jamaican Bitch"

Hmmmm...You got me, Tamika, or Takika, I do not know which to call you because you wrote two different names. You don't remember your own name? Hmmmm...Silly Jamaican. Its good to know that even though you have not been civilized, and that you cannot read, and your language is actually voodoo...that some how you still have heard my record. That means I have really made it big in life.
I do not know what it is you were trying to say, but...I think you just proposed to me. Well, you will have to wait in Line. Because Ashlee, not Ashley, will be my bride. And even you have to admit, she is far more gorgeous than Beyonce. You have no idea how wrong you are about Ashlee not wanting to be with me. Who wouldn't want to be with Brian McKnight? Nobody.
Tamika...how come your post seems to have changed s dramatically since post #35? You didn't mention that you were Jamaican then. And you wrote much clearer. Why does being Jamaican even matter anyway? What does that have to do with anything? As for my Dick, don't need a big dick. I am Brian McKnight. I have a big wallet full of this:$$$$$.
I don't know what gave you the impression that I am white though. I, Brian McKnight, am African American. Is it because I love Ashlee? Just because I love a jewish woman doesn't make me white...your so stereotypical.
I guess you have never seen my music video. Do that then.
So do your worst voodoo spells, because I know Kabalah, shrimp. My spells are way more powerful than yours.
And I LOOOVVVVVEEEEE my girl Ashlee, more than you could ever compare your love to Beyonce.
Bloody Asshole? No Darling, I don't have aids, like you Jamaicans do, with your unprotected sex practices. Transexual? Maybe.

Lord, have mercy! Look at all that shit Tamika wrote! She sure is a Jamaican Bitch! She got that part right! Minus the Jamaican! She's a bitch! She's a Bitch! She's a Bitch! Uhuhuhuhuh ( Eddie's signature laugh. )
Tamika...lets get one thing straight: Beyonce used to have Fat-ass, now its a Flat-ass. And I would not have described it as a Fat-ass, to begin with. It was round. But thats about it.
Shout out to my fans! Thanks for your support! Go and see DreamGirls, coming to a theater near you, Staring Eddie Murphy, and Beyonce Knowles, it will be phenoenal, unless Beyonce fucks it up. Bitch could'nt even leave me some Teriyaki Chicken bowl.

Wow!!!...wats with all the voodoo talk???U scared or something??scared id try one on ur shitty ass???trying n run ur ass with all ur powerful spells n shate...haha asshole!!spell my ass,u aint no shit!!!not as much as ma grandma(who actually is form Haiti)...FUCKING VOODOO ISLAND!!so if u even continue with ur trash talk about voodoo imma show u a lil of wat im fucking made of...n call me a bitch..aint got shit on me cuz nigga-wanna-be I told u from the beginning im not a bitch im THE BITCH!!!the fucking crown is mine n aint any of u mother fuckers got a fuck on me...I love to fuck n i do it all the time,i aint ashame of who I am,i aint wanna be no Beyonce /Brian M.Knight/Eddie Murphy so plz I fot americans were proud ppl y den u ashamed of urselves...n from the top it wa dis C.L guy who was obsessed wit "Ashlee" so plz honey drop the Brian Mc knight n go back to C.L,n as for u eddie murphy...ur ass is boring!!!u aint even in ma league...matter of fact aint nun of yall in ma league...i cant seem to understand a word u be saying! gd ting i keep my pillow nearby all the time...4 ur boring ass jokes:S...N jus so u should no if ur black n u get on so girly u make me ashame to be black cuz dats white boys nonsence...anyway i aint gonna waste ma time on u...itll be better spent screwing so im out...going to ride my man's cock....gd bye dick heads!!!hope to hear form u soon;)

(Aplause ) congratulations, Shirlock shit for brains, or should I call you, your Royal highness, seeing as you are a Jamaican princess? Funny. I thought that Jamaica had an established government, not a monarchy.
So...You found out my secret identity. Hell, I made it pretty obvious, didn't I. If you hadn't noticed, I virtually talk about Ashlee in every other rant.
As for this shit about your grandmother being Hatian, I eat Hatians for breakfast. The powers of Voodoo, and the Obeah are no match for the Jewish Kabbalah, and Lord Yahweh, and his consort Asherah. Your just getting silly when you say that I am scared of you. Even if you were a practitioner of Obeah, I have come to realize one undisputable law of obeah, from my past dealings with Hatians. What you wish on someone else, comes back to you threefold. That is the curriculum of the entire universe. So go ahead, wish me harm. It will only come back on you much worse. Hell, I am not going to wish you harm, that is so silly. I am going to wish you grow a brain in your damn head and start making some God damn sense. ( Wish other people good, and it comes back to you threefold. it is that simple. )
You know, the shit you say is so outlandish...I really cannot understand what the fuck you are talking about. All you do is use vulgar language, probably due to the fact that "Shit", "Fuck", "Ass", and "Cock" are the only English words you know.
I refuse to respond to you any longer if you do not even have the common knowledge to write in the English language.
As for this shit about being American. How in the fuck would you know whether or not I am American or not? Are you watching me you lunatic? ARE YOU OBSESSED WITH ME? And anyway, I don't represent my country. Everbody that is in my country is different, including the Jamaicans that live here. Your so biased. Jamaican Hitler.
Now, as for this shit about me being Black, yes, I am a Black jew.or Jew Black ( a Jack, if you will.). As for me getting on Beyonce, hell, I will get on that black bitch if I want to, all she does is try to worry about my mother and sister anyway. She needs to get a damn life, and stop worrying about my family.
I make you ashamed to be black do I? Technically, your not black. Your Latino. You and I are a different race altogether. Otherwise, you wouldn't be using terms like "nigga-wanna-be" and put down your whole race to scorn me. Fuck you for saying that on behalf of all black people. Fuck You. You racist whore.
If I was Jamaican, I would be ashamed that someone from my country writes the way you do. Makes Jamaicans look like stupid queers.
Then you racist ass says "thats white boys nonsence..." First of all, I can like Ashlee Simpson, no matter what color she is. And she isn't even white, dingbat, she is Jewish like me. And yes, I do like white women, like Anna Nicole Smith and Trish Stratus, so what? I still like some of the sisters too, like Sanah Lathan, and Angela Basset. Theres no difference really, the are all ust women to me. What the hell do white people have to do with our dispute anyway? What are you going to bring to this argument next? Chinese porno stars?
You make me ashamed to be a human being. You make me ashamed to even be writing to you.
You are right about one thing, however. I am lot in your League. You are in a league of your own. The lague of people that score under 40 points on an IQ test.
That is another thing. Stop refering to me as "Honey". That is not a word you use for someone you hate. That is a sacred ebonic term I use for a fly lady. I am not your "Honey". But Ashlee is my "Honey".
You still cannot deny the fact that my Honey Ashlee wins over Beyonce every time. Ashlee is WAY more beautiful than Beyonce. Beyonce doesn't hold a condom to Ashlee. Does Beyonce have pretty blue eyes? No.
Does she have huge breasts like Ashlee? Somewhat. But not to Ashlee's extent.
Is her skin silky smooth and tanned like Ashlee? Well, yes actually. And its natural.
Does Beyonce have beautiful course hair like Ashlee? No. Beyonce has nappy hair.
And if you didn't notice, Tamika, I DID compliment Beyonce( See Above. ). But she is still a bitch. She is rowdy. And I know that because my sister worked in a movie with her. I have better things to do...like hire a prostitute ( but not a Jamaican prostitute ) To fuck me. So Fuck you. Bad Bye.----------------------->Cum!

I will say one nice thing about you Jamaican women. Most of you are very beautiful. What with your braided hair, your wonderful accent, and your caramel brown skin and all. I don't have anything against Jamaicans. Not that I care to go to that country to see the women. It looks pretty boring.
The fact that your Jamaican and making utilization of the internet in your country, and writing in English must mean that you are fairly inteligent. And wealthy as well, because network service is much more expensive outside of the U.S. You are probably pretty as well, because out there I know it is hard for women to get the kind of work that American women are able to, so you must be hustling a couple of guys who love you, or come from a wealthy family or something like that. More power to you. I know women in your country go through alot. I sympathize with you. I hate to see women be oppresed. (not that you are, but to some extent ) I love women.
But that still does not give you the right to call me a "nigga". You Jamaicans did not suffer through slavery like we did in America, you don't know what we went through, so lay of that. Why do you Jamaicans always think that your so much better than us blacks living here in America?

Well mister C.L see u got a lot of free time on ur hands...but first of all u call me stupid and uneducated and all dat shit,sometimes i asked myself why am i even exchanging words with him???Probly some nobody!!!but it jus pains me to see how ignorant some ppl can actually be:-(Ill call u honey whether I feel like or not bcuz here in Jamaica im probly one of the most important ppl n aint no bastard telling me wat to do..im not here to brag or anything,muchless I dont even want u to know about me(dats how much u're not even worth it) but when u call me stupid it pisses me off....Ive got a degree(Bsc) in political sciences/pharmaceuticals and also a PhD in pharmaceutical studies[THANKS TO MA GRANDMA AND A LIL OF HER VOODOO*],so im here trying to figure out whether im actually stupid!.Im not mad at u rite now anymore cuz i see where ur coming from,I actually gave u reason to call me stupid cuz I exchanged words with u,I stooped to ur level,I disgraced maself!!!...What a shame Tamicka!!!:S...buh if u were any smarter than u make urself sound,You'd give me some credit. I actually figured out who u are!!...wasnt that hard anyway cuz ur a blcok head...coulda pull a better stunt than that lame one.And hell no i'm not watching you,wouldnt be obssesed with u either..after all wats my man there for??...its just something called sheer intelligence and thats wat ive got....u get on so stupid sometimes its almost unbelievable...i hang my head in shame for u Americans...all the jewish talk n talk about eating Haitians for bfast(it was lame,nearly dozed off on it,n jus in case it was meant to be funny....dont u ever try to be funny again sir cuz u suck BIG TIME!) N when u hit me up on the way I write...jus keep in mind that back home we speak a dialect doesnt ahve to be written in proper english n who write standard english on the internet any...only a bored lil boy like u:-( N i was actually touched by ur lats entry....seems like something got into u...sounded like words from a wise man;)Ill give u your praises wherever dey are needed even if we have our differences....n most of wat u said is true in ur last entry except for a couple...first off Jamaica isnt boring...far from dat...n u must be de only American thinking dat way cuz da greatest number of tourist come from the USA....n u talk about slavery...aint no set of ppl suffered from slavery dan us Caribbean ppl...we've been through hell n back!!....slavery made us what we are today,so get ur facts straight honey...n we never look down on da black ppl in America ,dont no where u got ur information from brother but u got alot of it twisted.N if u are indeed a black...im sry for calling u nigga...was wrong on my part!One strong point i have is dat im not afraid to swallow my pride,even if u call me da ugliest names u wish as u have been doing,it doesnt make or break me..ive got a strong mind set n I dont let ppl's opinion affect me...so mister C.L IM OFF TO FUCK MYSELF AS U COMMANDED!!!I ll have fun doing it n i still hate you!!!..hehe

First off, Tamika, Darling, lets make a few things clear.
That "free time " your refering to me having is actually work for me. You see, I come to this site, plagiarize Davids work, and pass it off as my own and post it on Perez Hilton's website ( I work for Perez Hilton ).
Now, you go on to say: " Ive got a degree( Bds) in politcal sciences/ pharmaceuticals and a PhD in Pharmaceutical studies [ THANKS TO MA GRADMA AND LIL A OF HER VOODOO*]" Wait just one minute, her missy! You say all that stuff about me calling you stupid,and not wanting me to know anything about you, well...If your so smart, why did your grandmother have to conjour up a few " VODDOO" spells in order for you to succeed? You mean you didn't accomplish obtaining your (bsc), and PHd through your own devote, and hard work? You needed a VOODOO spell to help you? And by the way, when the obeah cast a spell that hereby grants a benevolent factor, it is then described as HOODOO.It is like saying white magic, and black magic. Ask your Grandmother, she will tell you I am right. For a VOODOO practitioner, you sure don't seem to know as much as I thought you would. Of course, in the Kabbalah, I was instructed of all forms of magic and witchery of the occult: I can counter ANY spell of any origin. so don't even try it.
"but if you were any smarter than u made urself sound, You'd give me some credit! I figured out who you are!!" Did you Tamika? Did you? Or am I just using this name that poster No.22 used, and following his argument? I will give credit when credit is due, but you just said you accomplished everything by your"Sheer inteligence", but earlier accredited your success to your GRANDMOTHER'S VOODOO. So I will hold off on giving you credit for just this moment, dear. You shouldn't have to wonder whether or not you are stupid when I call you that.You should know your inteligent. It shows your not exactly as confident as you pretend in your pharmaceutical abilities. Or are you?
Why do you keep blasting Americans? Okay, I hate AMERICA too, but not all of us Americans are fat cat idle bastards trying to suck everbody elses well dry. No American is exactly alike. Hell, I hate alot of things about my country, and I like a whole lot more. I am sure you hate a few of the things about your country, but I am not here to speculate about the caribbean lifestyle.
However, from what I DO KNOW about American tourists visiting Jamaica...is that many of them never return ( because there dead ). Thats creepy.
No one has suffered more than the caribbeans when it comes to slavery? I am not here to cmpare our cultures, but Jews have been enslaved before the Jamaican people Ever existed. First by the Babylonians, the egyptians, the palistinians, the Russians, theGermans, etc. I could go on. Every culture I come from has been enslaved. So I sympathize with you there.
I have been calling you the ugliest names you say? You called me ALL kinds of names. I won't even repeat them they are so vulgar.
Damn,girl, your going to fuck yourself just because I said so? That is kind of hot...you Jamaicans girls, you really have it going on. Do you like have a big round booty? And that semi-british accent? Your kind of starting to make me interested in visiting Jamaica. I bet you will have fun doing it, just as much as I am going to have fun beating off my hard cock while looking at some Jamaican girls online.
You hate me? WHY? Did I offend you that much by calling you stupid?
SORRY, girl. I didn't mean to do that. Maybe we should just agree that Beyonce is a beautiful woman, and is a talented perfomer( but not as beautiful and talented as Ashlee).
Off to look at some Jamaican women! ( I will have to settle for the ones on the internet for now! )
P.S. I looked up some statistics about Jamaicans entering college online, and I realize that if you are not attractive looking, ( ugly ) that it is much harder for a woman to get through, if at all. So I know you must be VERY ATTRACTIVE.Wow. I have never talked to a Jamaican Princess before. Could you do me a small favor? Could you recommend some sites and places for me to visit when I come down to Jamaica? Especially if I want to meet, say...A Jamaican Princess?

Oh, and Tamika, Baby? I am sorry for calling you all those names. I usually act alot better than that. I apologize. That was immature of me. Your still a sister to me, even though we come from different nations, and different ethnic backgrounds. People still see our black skin and descriminate against us. We really should not be fighting. But, at least wher you live everybody is black in nature, where I am from, everybody is Irish ( in the town I am in, not the whole country )! It is terrible!

Hey sir(im referring to u mister C.L)...SUP WIT YOU??I see the mood is kinda changing round here,i actually couldnt wait to get on here this morning to read up some more ugly stuff about myself n my fellow Jamaicans...which you of course would have written up...,but boy was I in for a surprise..a sweet one actually,I knew from the start there was some good in you,some sweet words that could have been spoken by you,but i just hate to see ppl hating on other ppl uselessly and dats wat u were doing to Beyonce,you seemed to be the instigator around here so I jus had to let you have a piece of ma mind.And honey if u go back to ma entry,#44 n u read da line where i told u about my achievements u should have realised that that voodoo info bout ma grandma was meant to be sacarstic,why den would i put it in bold print?....I dont belive in voodoo,n when I brought it up earlier i was jus mad i guess n i talked a lil bit of bull .Im a god fearing young woman(dont know how you jews would take dat) but I belive in him n i think there is no power greater than him,so mister get me right before u judge me...n trust me I know all about the voodoo world n the black magic stuff(thats part of our culture here) but as i said earlier im not here to brag n be arrogant,im kind of a conservative person most of the time but as I said God is my number one so i try not to get side tracked by such teachings;)...n wats dta u said earlier about u plagarizing someone's work...y'd u have to do dta at all??u sound quite intelligent(dats ma gd side talking here) so why would u copy off someone else's hard work???n whose dat u work for???hope u dint mean Paris Hilton wen u said Perez Hilton cuz honey id hate to believe that u work for someone whose name u cant actually spell:$dats quite embarrassing mister so plz dont be doing urself any injustice here!!!!And why oh why do u believe that for once id ever intend on blasting america???despite the fact that u americans are arrogant,think the world revolves around urll,as a matter of fact u guys think u own the world(or should I say ur government?),it gives me no right to hate any particular american for no reason what so ever!!!There are many reasons why i should be hating on america however ,bcuz if ur president hadnt gone to war,price of oil wouldnt have gone up so high causing all poor caribbean men who rely on the americas partially for oil to be seeing undesirable amounts of misery with the soaring prices of all amenities in supermarkets let alone everyday necessities,vis-a-vis,i KNOW that it all happened in the quest of urll fighting terrorism n I support urll 100%,but im jus trying to show u that if I had a personal problem with the U.S.A id be showing it alot more:-)And also,i found you took long to hit Jamaica with the death issue....im not gonna hold back anything here n try to be bias bcuz the WORLD knows that J.A is notorious for its ever so high death rates...guess im lucky to be one of those still alive but honey despite that fact it is still a wonderful island...n u said im beginning to make u interested in visiting my island....id ahve no problem touring u doe...hehe...despite the ugly words we've exchanged,im beginning to think we have alot of similar qualities(or do we???)...but on a serious note Jamaica is lovely jus like many parts of the U.S.A..im always there by the way...jus left Brooklyn two weeks ago,n im gonna be in Cali for x-mas...so about my booty(um I dont believe in tooting my own horn,but its HUGE;)...LOL)N MY ACCENT...no duh!!im jamaican so wat do u expect...so enuff about me,hope we get a chance to learn alot more about each other n the lives we live considering we're Black ppl!!!;){proud to be}...n do I still hate u????probly hate was a strong word to use on someone whom I dont even know but ill reconsider since im beginning to understnad u a whole lot better!!!.

N i was thinking....how about u drop me a line about that website ur workin on(Perez Hilton,as u put it)...wats it??...probly i can check it out...let u know wat i think,ill criticize a lil cuz dats wat im gd at....oh n Beyonce is still my queen as for Ashlee(whoever she is),dont even know what she looks like...bet everybody knows wat Miss Bee looks like;)You go Beyonce....!!!!To the left!to the left!!
The Boooootylicious girls:Tamicka n Beyonce:-)

Tamika, Hello Darling. How are you this morning? Good I hope.
I see your well informed on the subject of politics and diplomacy! But like I said, I don't represent America. I am just a man, a human being, like yourself, trying to make sense of a world that makes no sense.
Yes, his name is Perez Hilton,of PerezHilton.com or I should say his surname anyway, his real name is Mario. I won't even give you a URL link because the site is grotesque not even worth visiting; I did not design it, I just give him the information and stories from other sites when he is unable to update it regulary, because he has a press confrence to go to or something. They Call him Perez Hilton because he grew up with Paris Hilton, and he admires her. He is somewhat of a celebrity in the States. Guy is waaaaaay loony( that is how we say crazy). I am only working for him temporarily, until I get my own website going, anyway, you see, I am in the process of going to college...pays for the tuition.
Why do I Plagiarize? Only because he tells me to. He is the boss. No other reason.
You would tour me around Jamaica? You would do that for little ol' me? That is so sweet of you.
You think we should learn more about each other, huh? Sounds good to me. I would love to know more about you and your culture.
NOW, ABOUT ME AND WHO I AM.
I am Christopher Longaway, obviously. That is my real name. I am 20 years old. Live in California, Inland Empire. Height' 6'4", Weight;225 Lbs. Green eyes.Brown hair. Some people say I look like Kevin Federline.
I guess it would just be alot easier if I let you see a picture of me. When I get my site up, I will post a URL link and lead you there, doll. It wil be up soon. I will let you know.
Yeah, we do have many similar qualities. For instance, I have a great looking booty for a man. It's not something I like to talk about, but I have had many compliments, so...You and me are very similar. I really don't care if you have a big butt or not, I am more into the way people express themselves, the demeanor and intellectual of a person, you seem to be an intellectual.
You sound like someone I would like to know.
Your coming to California for X-Mas? Too bad, I am going to Israel to see my family for Hannukah( because I am jewish). We could have made arrangements.
If there are any questions you have about me, I would love to answer them. I have one for you, how old are you? Because I LOOOOVVVVE older woman! Even if your are like...twenty or so years older than me, that is fine. I love a woman with intellectual. But if you are young and this smart already, wow! I know you are probably older than me though, because you have PHd and a Bsc (congratulations, by the way, you clever doll ), so you must be at least 26.
Talk to you again, Princess! ( Oh! and when you said you like to have sex, I don't have a problem with that.That is cool. I don't even care if you are seeing someone now. I don't even care if his cock is waaaaay bigger than mine. I am not a jealous person, and I am not the kind of man who tries to own a woman. I love women, and see them as equals. And I love a woman that is smarter than me even more. )

i think jay z is buttttttttttterrrrrrs meaning very ugly he has the fatest lips ever beyonce can do way better and there plenty of fish in the sea and so much goodlooking boys out there

Lol!!!u made me laff with that Kevin Federline bit...k-fed honey???he's a lamo...no offence n jus the thought that you look at him turns me of..the broke bitch!!!ANYWAY....dat description u gave of urself surely dint paint the picture of a black guy in my mind...dunno why but everytime i read ur words...n i evaluate ur line of thought n ur choice of words I think "white guy".....im not racist or anything...who knows I'm probly right...(i am most of the time)...n i no on the internet ppl paint totally different pictures of themselves so id feel happy with the picture ,although its also true that u may just paste up somebody else's ...u weirdo!!!....lol....no offense...dats just the feel i get form talking to you.And, you asked for ma age...im actually 22;)TADA!!!...went through the school system pretty early:-)actually i went to university at 16,rite after high skool.....anyway mister my thoughts are kind of muddled rite now so imma drop off now...hear from ya soon!!

up in ma #51 post i meant ....*just the fact that you like him turns me off*

WoW. Only twenty two. Thats amazing. Your amazing to accomplish all those achievements in so little time. Good for you.
I am glad you found the discription I gave of myself amusing. I guess. By the way, who are you calling a wierdo? Your the one who got me all interested in you with your dirty talk about "Fucking yourself". That just sounded too good for me not to comment provacatively back. It made you sound sexy, and dirty ( in a good way ) and wierd all at the same time.
Your right about one thing; I am not entirely black, I am predominantly Jewish. My father is half black and Jewish, and so is my mom. So that maybe the vibe your getting when you say you think I am white. Close, but not quite, doll.
As for you accusing me of putting up a false picture; Then what do you think we should do to get to know one another better, if I am too post up phoony pictures of myself? I am all ears. Or in this case, eyes.
So tell me about yourself, and your nation. I want to know what it is like to be you! Your interests, what kind of music you like...what kind of celebrities you like, you know.
I have a question about you as well. Why do you call yourself a princess? Do the guys just flock all over you, is that it?
And if all else fails between us, I would like to at least be friends with you. Because I don't know any Jamaican people, but I would like to. And you sound perfect. You sound like fun , bizzare, but fun. I never did get to ask you do you want to be friends, do you?

Hey C.L wats up with you....did'nt get a chance to respond earlier cuz i was out the entire day buying a car...;)and u're the wierdo !!who else????Wat'd u call somebody who pretends to be three ppl at the same time{Christopher,Brian Mc Knight n Eddie Murphy*,(im not 100% sure)}?So baby see u trying to explain dat black n jewish kinda ethnic background thing for me but sounds a lil complicated so id rather spare myself...dont mean to be rude or anything...n sounds like u enjoy shouting nout to the world that "IM A JEW EVERYBODY"...saw from the first post u entered that u mention that everytime...i really admire ur love for ur race n da way u wanna say it at almost every opportunity u get.Wish I could be as proud to shout to the world at every chance i get that "IM JAMAICAN PEOPLE!!"..but u know the stereotype that comes along with that,i sure do love my country n most things about it n im proud to be from Jamaica but....bet u do no wat i mean cuz from wat ive been reading ...ur an intelligent brother:-)N u said i got u interested wen i said i was out to fuck myself....remember i was obeying ur command cuz dats wat u sent me to do...however it would be of much more help if ud be willing to assist in that field...lol!!sure could use an extra pair of hands,an extra tongue,n lord knows wat else i wanna say now...lol.And yeh im weird(ALOT!!), dirty(umm...not quite sure,probably i am on days wen i hit the showers a lil too late),and sexy???(HELL FUCKING YEH BABY!!!)If there is one thing I am ,its sexy;)...dint mean to be corky,im jus a confident sister;)N da way u call me doll...sounds so sweet wen i read it,never had anyone call me doll before....probly PRINCESS but never doll:$...n dat princess issue...lol....why do i call myself a princess???is it because i feel like one...have guys rubbed it in so often dat i actually look like one????or am i actually one???hmmm...beginning to sound interesting...imma get back to that issue at a later date.But now imma go on to tell u a lil about J.A...first of all its a CRAZY place...lovely but crazy,lovely beaches....n bitches!!...lol,good soul food,lots of big asses,n big breasted women,lots of violence,.....its just Jamaica("J"ust "A" "M"add "A"nd "I"ncredibly "C"razy "A"rea)...i jus made dat up;)but ud enjoy a vacation dere baby.After all id be ur own private tourguid,maid,masseuse,n taxi driver...wat else would u possibly need...with all my sexi-ness??lol..u asked to describe myself...imma do dat tommorrow...n as for music ...i love all types of music..especially dub n dancehall:-0so im a lil tired after such a long day...So baby if there is one thing id love is to be ur friend..no we didnt get off to a good start but it made me realize dat we' re probly so much alike ..with the crazy things we said to each other...so C.L..TAKE CARE UNTIL NEXT TIME:-)
Jamaican Princess.....*
Her Excellency...Tamicka!!!

Hey, Tamicka!
So you went out to buy a car? Thats cool, what kind?
You never have to be sorry that you didn't have the time to read my posts. I know what its like to be busy, working girl! And its a real pleasure to be talking to you, by the way.
I think we are alot alike, you and me. Are we? It is nice to know there is someone out there with a mind like me. Even if we are CRAZY!
You think I am intelligent? That is so sweet. I think the same about you, honey-angel. I must say I am impressed with you.
You sure know how to treat a man to a good time, no wonder they call you princess! I am so flattered at your offer to be my tourguid, maid, masseuse, and Taxi driver...what else would a guy need beside your sexi-ness? Nothing! You are too sweet! Your a real Honey-bucket of love! And I would offer you all of my services in return. And I want to do the same for you in the States, when you come out some time. We will have to make a date. ( I am still attending college, so I live with my parents right now, to be honest. Alot of people do in the States. How about you? Live with your parents? Or your own home?)
When you said you don't like to be cocky about being sexy, please do. I love hearing about how sexy you are. I want to hear all about it.
You could use an extra set of hands, tongue, and a you know what? Well, I would love to give them all to you, and more. Maybe all at once. I would love to place my hands allll over your Jamaican behind, caress your face, place my tongue in your mouth, and lick your plump lips, and put my you know what inside of you, angel. But it's one thing to talk about sex, and another thing doing it...I don't like to talk like I can really turn you out, and then dissapoint you when the time comes. Especially if you have a big booty, that usually makes guys cum early. Even when their Penis IS HUGE. But I guess thats why we have hands and a tongue! ( tell me some more about your big Jamaican Booty, and how you make the guys cum. Do you usually have group sex? Are you into sex with women? What size penis do you prefer? What are your turn ons.Tell me. I COMMAND YOU!)
So...are you in a relationship? If you are...that is so cool, I have no problem dating women that date several guys at once. Are you a PLAYER, Princess? Do the guys get down on their knees, and beg please to be with you?
By the way that is so sweet you are giving me the oppurtunity to get to know your culture through you. Your to sweet, really. I just have to meet you. I am glad we argued, and resolved our conflict. Or I would not be talking to a Jamaican Honey! I know you are beautiful. You have to be. Your on the internet talking to me now, that is proof enough.
I want to know about your language, Voodoo, all that. I have to get back to writing an article about Britney and Kevin for Perez...so... I'll just ask one more thing ( I know your tired of reading this ) You said you would be in California for X-Mas? Do you have family here in California? I live there, and if you come out any other holiday than X-Mas, we could meet, and go from there ( I have to celebrate Hannukah in Israel, I would offer you to go, but it is WAAAAY more dangerous than even Jamaica. Seriously, I could tell you stories..) Kind of convinent, really.
Talk to you soon, doll.
;)

Hey there mister...wat on earth are u doing up at 4:21 A.M???....wats that about at all???....u're beginning to scare me..n dont be saying that u were up studying???N yeh...was out buyin a car...its a Tiida Nissan actually....n im beginning to feel like this is getting to personal to be wirting up all this on a website...wat'd u think???..feels like we need to make this a lil more private;)N jus like you..im still at home with my parents...dont feel like im ready enuff to live home...siad so many sweet things up dere about me...honey bucket of love!!!.DAMN BOY!!!

....im continuing from my last post...i accidentally pressed da send key...as i was saying...DAMN BOY!!!...u call me da coolest names sum ah dem me ah never hear before...u seem like a sweet guy..."SEEM"...MAY BE MISTAKEN ..MAY BE NOT!!...who knows...buh anyway...me luv de treatment weh me a get from ya...um the Jamaican writing style has got me today...back to ma proper english...n im not a player baby...im a one man's woman...dont engage in sex wit women...neither goup sex....its a crazy world n i choose to be more careful dan ever with A.I.D.S on the rise...bet u know wat im talkin about...imma answer all da other questions u asked in some private place...cant get down dirty on here...n Sir i checked out ur website de other day fot it was boring....oops!!!,but i checked it out again this morning n fot it picked up...so baby hit me up again n i need to see ur foto...cant wait!!!...n i need to speak to u in private so u can get all ur answers...BUH BYE BABY!!!!

Your right Tamicka. I think we need a little more privacy. Like say, just you and me. So I am going to give you my E-mail address: HumanFlyNO1@yahoo.com
If you don't have a Yahoo account, I suggest you get one. It will facilitate the process of sending you my pictures, via E-mail. Because I want to get that to you ASAP.
As for what was I doing up at 4:21 AM? I wasn't. Three words: DIFFERENT TIME ZONES! LOL! ;)
You see, this blog, composed by David, is in Manhattan, New York. I live in California. There is a GMT difference of at least 4 hours in New York. The time where I live was more like 12:00( thats just my guess )
That is cool your a one man's woman. I am a one woman's man. ( maybe yours! who knows?! )I don't practice any of that other stuff either.
So, you checked out Perez Hilton? I told you it sucks, and that it would be a waste of time! I will tell you more about some of the other websites I am featured on later.
One more thing...I was wrong...about alot of things about your country. I have been doing my research, you guys suffered alot through slavery. Why was I not taught this in History 101?
Anyway, If you get a chance, drop me off your E-mail address too. It might take me a little while to find your E-Mail when you write me, because I get ALOT of Spam, and E-mail. Plus, Yahoo servicer sucks. But I will make it a top priority to get back to you, angel!
Your just so sweet, I love writing to you! Your adorable, doll!
Hear from you soon!

Hey mister,sup with u....hope ur gd n all dat. n yeh i do have a yahoo address but i so seldom use it dat i cant even remember wat it is...lol....im more acquainted with hotmail..msn n all dat....do u know about hi5??...bet u do..n are u on dere at all???n i understand da different time zones n all;)....n also,i told u dat we went through hell during slavery...dunno why u guys were'nt taught dat,guess dey dont consider the caribbean's history important material back up in the u.s.a...however its da opposite down here...anyway,never mind dat.Im gonna try to remember dat yahoo address n ill try adding u honey:-),buh jus incase u do use hotmail mine is persistence_22@hotmail.com.Im so tired this morning ,dont even have da strength to type...can i have a massage baby???...i think imma head to the spa when im done here.So anyway baby hope to hear from you b4 da end of the day..im gonna cum back here to see if u've responded;)...until den sugar take gr8 care of urself...n i do enjoy talking to you...i actually look forward to coming here everyday...who would ahve thought that we'd ever turn out as 'friends'....CRAZY WORLD HUH???anyway baby dats da way the game goes...so hope to hear from u later....MWAH!!!!{BIG KISS}:-)

Hey, Tamicka, hey babe.( sorry I took so long to get back to you ) I am fine. Thank you. And I hope you are as well, angel. See your a little tired. You don't have the strength to type? Don't strain yourself, love-muffin. You go right back to sleep if your tired.
I would love to give you a massage, as a matter of fact, when we first meet, I think that is the first thing I'll do for you.( I'll talk more about that later )
Hotmail you say? Yes I have heard of it. I tried to set up an account once. Failed. But I will try again, but I have to call my service provider, for info( it takes long to get through to them, so it might take a day or two ).
Hi5? I haven't heard of them. I will check it out. Would you mind writing a sentence or two and describe it for me.
I am not that surprised( well maybe a little ) we ended up friends. After all, we think so much alike, and were not even from the same country! You come from a great country as a matter of fact. Beautiful race of people.
I am glad you enjoy taking to me too.
Let me know what you want to do to make contact , because I am going to try to create that Hotmail account. I will let you know when I do! I am sure we will work something out.
So...until later, take care real good care of yourself, my frosted-sugar-coated-honey-bun of love!
X's and O's. ( That means hugs and kisses, doll. )

One thing I have been meaning to tell you: I did not post as "Beyonce". The Rock, Eddie Murphy, Brian Mcknight , those were all me.
Anyway, I hope your day went well. I am looking forward to seeing your photo of you as well! Can't wait! I bet you look bodacious!

hey mister...sup wit you...im sure you must be saying I took rather long to respond...imagine I got ur message since friday...da same day u snet it but i've just been soooo very tired,I couldnt gather the strength to reply,I came back here on Saturdya n sundya..but I dont know wat was wrong ,I just couldnt find it in me to type over the weekend...I feel better now however...so im all ears n eyes..n hands of course NOW!!!...so babes,hope u ahd a fun-filled weekend n dta u didnt do anything I wouldnt ...hehe...ive been tryin to work around dat yahoo account....imma add u today..n as for hi5 its just a site similar to myspace where people post up their pictures...u make friends dere...find long lost friends...n dat sorta thing...actually i met my current boyfriend through hi5...shhhhh!!!you could just check it out...www.hi5.com. dunno if u'll find it inteeresting...but we here in da caribbean sure do;) so anyway...jus came round heer to check up on you...oh n yeh...i knew it was u impersonating all dese ppl all along...dats y i called u a freak earlier...n wats with dat eddie signature laff by the way...u're freaky.....u no dat???...N i wouldnt expect u to post as Beyonce...not with the vendetta u have against her...probly ashlee....buh not Beyonce:-)...n did u post as jay-z ??/cuz dat slang really got me thinking ;;;"OH DAT WEIRDO"...SOUNDED SO FAKE!!...but baby take gd care of urself ...hope to hear from u b4 da end of the day....N DATS A COMMAND!!..:-).....bye sweet thing*

Hey, babe, how was your weekend? Good I hope. Mine was so and so. As for taking long to get back to my post, don't worry your pretty little head about that.
As for hi5, I did try to make an account, but my computer's software "Linux", was not compatible with the site, so I could not submit my application. Go figure. Always the hard way. Same with MSN hotmail. But...I think waaaaaay ahead so, I am going to go out and buy windows XP this week, when I get the chance. That way, I will be able to make an MSN account( pssss, is your servicer Verizon like mine? We could talk through instant messenger if so, or call each other, free of charge, of course ).
As for Jay-Z, no. That was not me. As for Ashlee...I am not really into her that much anymore. I am more into Beautiful, Dark skinned black women. Seriously. I love dark women.The darker, the better. I just love sista's.You all just have certain ways about you, that other women just don't( and your a really special sista' to me ) . And I love braided hair. What I am trying to say, is...I am only attracted to black women. I don't even look at white women ( but I did date one, at one time ).
Tamicka...I also just wanted to say, I still would like to get to know you. I know I seem like I am procrastinating, but I am not. It is my Linux windows software. I am going to get windows, pronto. I don't want to miss an opportunity to be friends with you. Your just so sweet,and kind, and honestly, I don't think anybody out there is more similar to each other than you and me.
I hope your current boyfriend treats you really well, and gives you everything you need. I would. You deserve it. And that is nice you have some one to share your life with. Me? I am single right now. My last relationship was almost a permanent one, but...thats a long story. Tell you about it later. Do you still find me interesting enough to know by the way? I am not boring you am I?
So...have you seen Ashlee Simpson yet? Do you think she is pretty?
As for me being weird...that goes without saying. But would you rather have "wierd sex", or "casual sex"? Let me tell you, I have a lot of "weird" ideas I could bring into the bedroom( Eddie Murphy signature laugh). Why do I do that laugh? Well...I am a "voice actor". I mimic peoples voices. That is my job. I am good at it. And I can do Eddie farely well. His laugh, even better.
Thanksgiving is coming up. It is an "American Holiday". I am going to take plenty of pictures of myself and family. I want to show them to you. It is this coming thursday.
As for this Vendetta against Beyonce, you have got it all wrong. I wish her well. However...she is a member of the Daughters of the Northern Star ( a female Freemason). So we could never be friends, me and her. She is like, so obsessed with my mom. We don't even know her! So..Are you a Mason? Or your Dad? If you are wealthy, or a politician, chances are, you are. I know they have Masons in Jamaica.
Geeze...I sure wrote a lot. I guess it is because I have SO MUCH ENERGY. I seldom get tired. I have to take tranquilizer just to go to sleep( no joke ) sometimes. I guess we are opposites when it comes to that. That could work out between us though...If you just laid there...and I did all the work ( Eddie Murphy signature laugh). Pssss...you want to know my secret??? I take plent of B-Complex vitamins, and herbs, yeah, I am into health. Try some. You can buy them at the store. Also, you may want to eat more green leafy vegetables. Just have one, you may have a lack of Iron in your blood, resulting in Anemia, of course, given your pharmaceutical expertise, I assume you already know all this. Just suggesting. So I will hear from you when I hear from you. Take your time responding. I ALWAYS come to this site, because of my work.
Talk to you next time, PYT! ( Pretty young thing!) Have a great day. Take care, cause I don't want anything to happen to you, J-Princess*. X's and O's.

Thought I would tell you how Beyonce knows about me and My mother. Well...Have you ever seen Beyonce's mother? She is mixed. Mixed with what( other than black )? Jewish. So that makes beyonce at least a quarter Jewish. Beyonce is seriously nosey. Not to mention Jay-Z.

HEY THERE MISTER LONGAWAY!!....sup with you???its been a long time since ive been wanting to asku why do u keep on saying that Beyonce is obsessed with ur mom...u tried explaining but it was rather vague...can u give me da details cuz u talk like u know her personally....n ur mom must be a STAR...for someone like Beyonce to be obsessed with her...who are u by da way...are u some rich famous guy jus messing with my mind???...hope u ahent been playing mind games with me cuz i really dont trust ppl over the net;)...so back to my story....my weekend was similar to urs...so n so...n about hotmail...my servicer isnt verizon but im sure we'd be able to talk cuz i got alot of american contacts whom I talk to everyday...im always on msn...im dere rite now...its da only way i spend my free time...trynna keep in touch with my frens..dose of whom have gone out to study n dat sorta thing,(thats instant messenger rite),ive never tried calling anyone..cuz i dont have a mic...but i got cam:-)n damn !!ur obsession with ashlee was rather short-lived...hehe...im still obsessed wit miss.b doe;)...gr8 to no dat ure into black sista's n dat im a special one ...felt so flattered..as for braided hair..i usually have my hair braided,infact im obsessed with ahir...i braid ppl's hair often..all dat weave business..n wat not,im into all of dat...I JUS LOVE HAIR...at once i was thinking of becomin a beautician..goin to school in London n wat not ,but i chose the science aspect instead...sounded more professional:-)as for me n white men...something about dem jus turns me off:-(..i love me a black man:p...doesnt mean i cnat hang around a white guy..n im not a racist or anything..i jus dont see myself being involved with one...dats all:-)...n mister dont ever for a second think ure boring me(sound like Beyonce now!)...u dont bore me at all...sorry if i bore u:-(...i look forward to coming here each day jus to see wat uve left off...as for my bf ..we're goin thruogh some difficulty rite now...but we are to meet on saturday to find out where the relationship stands..ill let u no how it turns out...so ..oh n i wanna know wat happened to ur last relationship...i wanna no! i wanna no!!!!as for teh sex issue...weird sex sounds like fun...lol!!!...id sure love to hear u mimic some of these ppl in the bedroom..wat'd do u say???hehe...anyway...i know about thanksgiving...my folks up dere are havin a grand family dinner...wat r u n ur family planning...i got a lot of family in Brooklyn...n texas...dtas if i never mentioned dat...n as for ashlee im not sure who she is...imma go search for her pic in a while. n wats a freemason by the way..ive never heard of it....as for me being wealthy...lol!!!...lets live dat at dat...id rather not disclose dat as yet..but u'd be surprised...;)n wats makes u think dat my family has politicians??do i speak like the daughter of a poiltician....are u stalking me U WEIRDO!!!!...LOL!!...BUT AS I SAID IM NOT READY TO DISCLOSE DAT AS YET:-0...so mister..thnx for all da healty eating habits advice...its well appreciated...n i NEED u to explain to me why u continually say dat beyonce is obsessed with ur mom...n y did u call her nosey...
anyway mister...take gr8 care of urslef n hope to hear from ya as soon as possible...g2g rite now...im hungry:'(...till next time....loadz of kisses!!!!......:)

Hello, your excellency, miss Tamika!
So, your weekend was so and so? Well, thats what everything is like after the age of twenty. Food is so and so. Sex is so and so ( however, there are exceptions to this one ). But what are you going to do? Thats just life.
Am I a star? Is my mom? Hmmm. I can't really explain to you right now what it is that makes me and my mom so popular. HollyWood has made SEVERAL movies about our lives, but they are only mere speculation as to what they know about us, which is very little. They never actually have used our names, or even used a Black man to play my role...but the signs are obvious.
Whats worse, I don't make a dime off of these franchises! I cannot sue, because it is just to difficult to prove.
Confusing? It is to me! So I know you are confused. I would like to tell you what it is I do...but I can't right now. But...if we had an overseas relationship...maybe I would reconsider.
Beyonce looks alot like my Mother did when she was young. A lot of famous people like(d) my mom. But enough about her, I don't want to sound like a Momma's boy!
And girl, I am not playing with your mind. I respect you to much to do that. It is kind of nice to finally talk to someone who has no idea who I am! Everyone I meet knows who I am beforehand, and it is so sickening. No, I am not a celebrity. But even certain celebrities are all up in my business! Including Beyonce. I don't hate B. She is fine by me( that rhymed! Oh...I forgot to tell you, I have written scores for music, for rappers, country singers, operah, you name it. I am a musical genius. But I can't play an instrument worth a damn! But that is just a hobby. ).
As for you not being attracted to white men, I totally know how you feel,( my step-dad is white by the way). I just don't find white women to my liking. But there are a few( a small few, like five or six.) I like. I really hate pink nipples! And pink vagina lips! Grossss!
So I know a pale white penis must turn you off, and I don't want to sound racist either, but...White men don't have thick, smooth black penises like brothers( I don't want to sound gay! But its true! ). My skin might be light, but trust me, my penis IS VERY DARK. And I don't think anyone has ever mistaken me for being white. I look very BLACK. I really don't want to talk about whites anymore, this is about you and me. Who cares about white women? Not me.
I love sisters, you just don't know. Black women are like sexual Goddess's, and are a Godsend to all man. Who wouldn't want a big black ass in there face?
So...you have braids? That is hot. I love braids. I love beautiful black hair. You certaintly sound like a beautiful, black lady. That is cool you like doing hair. Tell me more about it. I would love to hear more about your interests.
I am glad I do not bore you, you certaintly don't bore me either! I find everything you have said sweet, and interesting, and I still am serious about wanting to visit Jamaica, this coming year. And maybe you could visit me too, in California!
As for your BF...he better be treating you right! Or I will have to come on the first flight down to Jamaica, find him, and stomp a mudhole in his ass, and walk it dry!
For starters.
My last relationship? I will get back to that one in a minute.
Mimic some of these voices in bed? That is not what I had in mind, but why not? sounds good to me. Just name the person.
As for you being wealthy...I am not trying to be all up in your business, I am sorry for asking. You just seem so intelligent, you have to be. Plus, all your credentials suggest so. Am I stalking you??? Maybe in the future, not yet though,my little princess ( Eddie Murphy signature laugh. This will be the last time I use it, I promise! ).Maybe I am just well informed! Or is it because of the work I do? Do I have an idea of who you are? Maybe...I don't want to freak you out, so I won't say anything. I like talking to you! I don't want to jeopardize that. But...if I did know who you are, I didn't in the begining. A famous politician like Prime Minister Portia Simpson Miller is well known, wouldn't you say? And her daughters and her cousins..and nieces.
My income? I have not been able to work while I am schooling, so...no. I am nowhere near rich. I have enough money to buy what I want, but usually, everything on the market sucks donkey balls! We need better products!
Oh, I forgot to mention! My sister has recently worked in that movie DreamGirls, with Beyonce. I haven't talked to her in a while, though. Maybe I will see her this Thanksgiving. She has met a lot of celebrities in her line of business. She is a movie extra. Her real name is, well..actually, I forgot ( isn't that terrible of me?!) but her acting name is Cheyenne Emery. She is a mean bitch, though, I will tell you that.
A Freemason, simply put, is a member of a secret society that is trying to control the world. Every government has them. So does Jamaica. Check Wikipedia, you will find out alot about them, but I wouldn't waste my time if I were you.
As for my relationship...that is a loooooong story. I am going to have to tell you a little now, and a little later.
I was dating this girl, her name was Sasha( she is Russian ). She was a little older than me. I was like, 17, she 20. We met at a Beth ( a Jewish church ). At first sight, she took my breath away. Bright blue eyes...platinum blonde hair, petite body, but a big butt, you get the picture. She was white, but she had to be the most beautiful white woman I have ever seen. And no, her nipples were not pink( they were brown, and so was you know what. Why am I telling you this? You must think I am perverted!)!
She sort of looked like Madonna( do you know her? ).
Anyway, I will tell you the details later. Getting tired of writing. I know, I wrote a lot. Fast typer, I am.
I think you should start E-mailing me soon! That way, I can E-mail you back, Yahoo.com won't just lt me E-mail you right off, or I would have by now.
P.S.
Please tell me you are VERY darked skined. I cannot emphasize enough how I love dark sisters.
Anyway, you know how I feel about you, doll. I think your just about the sweetest thing I have ever talked to. I hope we can be friends for a long time!
Take care, angel. I look forward to talking to you again soon .
X's and O's.

HEY SEXY....WATS GOING ON IN UR NECK OF THE WOODS????...bet u're over in Cali enjoying Thanksgiving...can i have some of ur turkey...or why wasnt I invited in the first place...im here starving n u must be throwing away ur left overs...wasnt nice of u not to invite me u know:-(....ANYWAY!....u're beginning to get more interesting by the day boy!!...i know u said that u couldnt tell me the deal with you,your mom ,Beyonce...but if there is one thing I "NEED" to know its about that....im kind of having a hard time believing all what u have been saying about this particular issue.....WHO ARE YOU CHRISTOPHER LONGAWAY??? n is that even ur real name at all???..lol..i NEED to know more about you...as a matter of fact I just added you onto yahoo...finally remembered my password...my add is lovelydinah1987@yahoo.com...(dats only for mister C.L)...I know ure happy about the fact that ure talkin to someone who u say finally doesnt know who u are..but i wanna know the exact story...whose ur mom by the way...n wat do u guys do???why would they be making movies about ur lives???N u were right...yes i was CONFUSED....certainly so....n wats that that makes u guys so popular...i hope u're not thinking of me as a pest rite now...its just my curiosity getting the best of me over here...n trust me ill be looking out for ur "sister" in that dreamgirl's movie...why on earth would u forget ur sister's name by the way...sounds a lil far fetched to moi!!!n have u checked out hi5 as yet....i could probly give me my url when u get through so u could check out my profile...hehe:-)....u think???anyway as i was syaing....oh!! n ill be waiting for these pictures of ur family enjoying thanksgiving...probly then i can get to see ur momma;)...u can probly email them to me now that i've sent my email over...ill be waiting...need to see ur sweet face mister Longaway;)...n all those details u put on hold...im patiently waiting on you...OH n yeh i know Madonna...who doesnt???...lol!!!so mister cant wait to meet u on yahoo...cant wait to see ur pictures especially....enjoy thanksgiving...n we'll talk again...thanks for all the flattering things you said...i loved them all...n i too hope that we'll be friends for a pretty long while....hugs n kisses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MWAH*

Mr.Longaway...hope u aint got a problem with the way that i write...the abbreviations...and all the shortened words that i use...i just love saving time n saving my fingers from the pain of typing to much...cuz i already do so much typing on msn.....hope ur fine with my Jamaican slang too....;)

(later during the day.....Jamaica's finest says) :
......well oh well mister Longaway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....dats all im gonna say for now......are'nt you wondering why???????????INTERESTING!!!!!!!!!...really is..........anyway...dats life...its a garden...DIG IT;)

Tamika, thanks for wishing me a happy Thanksgiving, doll. Sorry I didn't invite you, hun. There wasn't enough time! But next year, you will have to promise that you will come over my house, and we will have Thanksgiving Turkey together ( and maybe you will give me a piece of yours ). My favorite occasion has to be cooking the Turkey. Or, I should say...preparing the turkey to be cooked. First, you take the turkey out of the package, after you let it thaw out. Then, you spread its legs...AND STUFF IT! Then it just cooks for hours, you poke some holes in it, and Voila!
Seriously, I would love to have you over for the holiday's next year.
The way you write is fine with me.
And I did check out hi5. I will set up an account as soon as I get a chance.
I will tell you everything you want to know, its just that, its confidential. For your eyes only! Other people are probably reading this, maybe even Beyonce. Beyonce is a fine woman, I don't hate her.
And no your not a pest. You can ask me anything. I want to know whats on your mind.
As for your hi5 URL, just give it to me in an E-mail. These people don't need to know the deal about you and me.
And its not that I forgot my sisters name, you see, her name is Dornetta, but she has changed it so, I don't remember what name she is using now. We just call her "Dee", for short.
So...The next time we talk will probably be on Yahoo.com. I will send you the pictures this weekend, sorry it won't be sooner, but I might be out of town, and I won't have the internet where I am going.
I want to answer all your questions...and I will soon.
Anyway, Happy ordinary day in Jamaica. I really like you alot, and I am sure we will be eternal friends.
X's and O's. Your the Honey!

Tamika...just wanted to say one more thing,( I haven't left to my relatives house yet, but we had our dinner at out house ) If you have any other thoughts you would like to share, don't be afraid to drop me an E-mail! Because I look forward to hearing from you Angel, all the time. You always say the sweetest things, probably because your so sweet!
I will be gone for about 3 days. But as soon as I get back, I will drop you an E-mail, and tell all( They don't have internet access ). I will drop one off at MSN, and Yahoo. Just to make sure you get it. I guess thats all.
Bye, BABY, see you( for the first time) when I get back!

HEY SUP WITH YA...im here not feeling my best so imma make this short.....before i start off i jus enjoyed the way u described getting the turkey ready for the thanksgiving dinner;)...didnt sound like u were talking about "turkey" after all:)...anyway,back to business...i've goty a WHOLE LOT TO ASK U...U BET ME!!!...after yesterday.....changed the mood...bet u wouldnt know wat im talking about....so i guess from here we go to yahoo rite???i feel like we've turned this site into our own personal biz..hehe:)so first of all im awaiting my photos...i mean actual real photos of u n ur family...no bogus pics mister...jus make it real...if its not den just dont bother...so enuff of that...im off to rest my weary head...im catching the flu...n guess what??...im to graduate on sunday..guess ill be having a drowsy time at grad...ANYWAY!!!...take gd care of urslef n have fun wherever it is u're gonna be....u mystery of a STRANGE guy*-)Im out:-0
Jamaica's FINESS:-)

I really don't the way people talk about cursing and s*** all the time i almost got blinded anyway looks like this site is a jamaican princess and a cl site now cuz only mesages coming in from yall. Yall started hatin the fuck out each other now yall look like yoall cant get enough and wats that s*** about nationality(in case you dont know wat that means it means place of origin example Jamaican) I am a bahamian we dont practice voodoo over here or nothing so stop talking s*** about people who you dont kno
THANK YOU!!!!

P.S and talk yall shit on the phone or sumting cuz dat shit is annoying ok

EXCUSE THE FUCK OUT OF ME!!!!!!!!!!wat was that she just said????...was that gibberish or am i suddenly losing my mental abilty to read....?????Christopher baby!!!!!!!!!!hope ur having fun love.....mwah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
....n by the way who ever asked this girl up deh where she was from?.........{im still wondering}...............I MISS U CHRIS!!!!!!!!!!!:)
Jamaica's finess:-)

I knew from the begining reading all of your pass entries that you could'nt read did'nt want to say anything but it's ok i am now studying teaching of illiterate people(means people who can't read)maybe i could teach you something and why you always have to curse in entries in case you don't know already cursing shows you have a very low vocabulary and it does'nt sound good.
Thank You

Nina i dont care what the hell you think about me...u insignificant piece of whatever you are....I KNOW IM MORE INTELLIGENT THAN YOU SO GO TECAH YOUR MOMMA...n stop making urslef look stupid here,why u always explaining the stupid words you use????what are u trying to do???SHOW OFF???...u arrogant idiot!!!!...Ive been through this whole thing with Christopher n even while i was beginning to hate him...he was actually entertaining...but ur ass is boring...so go look for friends elsewhere cause i aint got time for skettles(hope u know what that word means since you're on here trying to teach everyone english)...just a word of advice...u can probably specialize in some other area...it'd suit u better;)...since you so "SMART"...you'll figure it out...anyway i aint got time for nobodies...FUCK YOU NINA!!!!

Tamika, how have you been? I missed you! Had you on my mind the whole time.
And I see you missed me too! Thats sweet of you. it was a little fun, considering I hate my relatives.
I am sooooooooo tired. I am going to have to go straight to sleep for a whole day. I am using what strength I have to write this post to you.
As for Nina, chill, I'm talking to my Jamaican honey. This is an A and B conversation, so please C your way out.
Anyway, I will catch you at Yahoo.com. I am just to tired right now to upload my picture at the moment. So, let me know if you E-mail me.
And just wanted you to know...Your my special girl!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxo.

Maybe if you was'nt so stupid you would know that i was giving the explanation for some of my words because being as dumb as you are with a low vocabulary(alway cursing)i thought i should give you the definintion maybe you could learn something and as you can see i am not trying to show off and you could never in your whole lifetime be as smart as me because i learn when taught something and as for you this is my last message so suck ya mama and (FUCK YOU TO!!!!)

Nina, don't be talking to my girl Tamika like that, shame on you, I should give you a spanking, but I don't feel like coming down to Bahemia, or wherever you said you lived. Tamika just happens to be the smartest young honey I have ever talked to, and she is real with hers. As for her mom...you don't know what your talking about. Her mother is the most important woman in the caribbean. I am not even going to even tell you who she is, you don't need to know. As for this suck and fuck, don't worry. We plan too. And Good, too. I will suck on Tamika, the way you wish a man would suck on you, but your cunt is just to dirty, so no man dare tries. And I will fill her up too, just as you asked me to.
MOST of all...your just jealous of what we have.
You wish you could be inbetween us, when we are fucking, don't you? Not gonna happen.
Find yourself a man, you lonely mean haggard.
Furthermore...You make absolutely no sense. YOUR A TEACHER???
That says something about your countries standards. Looooooooooow,loooow,low.
Can you belive this woman, Tamika? I was just going to ignore her, because I was tired, BUT NO WAY is she going to talk to my girl like that! We will post as much as we want to! We will post some more, just to aggrivate her!
And hun( Tamicka )...I always look forward to your conversations. You write just fine. you are smart, probably the smartest, sweetest, lovely girl in the world. I am lucky to even know you!
I have to admit...probably no matter how you look, I am going to still like you. But I have the feeling, your probably the most beautiful woman in the world! Why is that?
I just know you are.
Take care, and I will talk to you on messenger, I am a little tired after writing this post( I just came here to see if you responded ), so...I am going back to bed.
I will be thinking of you!
Xoxoxoxoxoxo.
Big hug, and a kiss, and a little spank on the butt, from me. And a little suck, and fuck, like Nina asked us to. More on the fucking, than sucking. Sucking can wait. Fucking, doggy style, first.

Oh, and congratulations on graduating! Hey...you didn't invite me! You owe me. But will discuss how you can repay me, later.
Too bad you had to be sick on the occasion...I know how that is. I am kind of getting over being sick, myself. I have bad allergies, during this season. Bad, BAD ALLERGIES.
Anyway, can't wait to hear from you!

hey babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!:)I see you're back!!!...im sooooo :-)(HAPPY)...i sure missed your posts...as for this low class whore..NINA!!!...im so bored with her posts...please go back to the hole u came out of and plzzzz stay there u silly bahamian,im not gonna waste anymore time on you because i think christopher laid it out just fine,couldnt help but laugh at what you wrote Chris;)(you're so hilarious!!!...but it was all true however).....and for all of our Caribbean people's sakes I hope you are not a teacher...im just praying to God that i read wrong..cuz that'd be a DAMN shame:$.....ANYWAY C.L...im still waiting for my pics n graduation was just wonderful..couldnt have been better,well probably would if you were there....but anyway its just good to know you're back and i guess we'll take it to yahoo from here...but ill still be coming round here just to piss this jealous hoochie off some more...haha!!!:-)LATER BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!{Christopher;)}...talk to you sooooon:-)

Hey, Tamicka...I just came by to get your E-mail address...I will have have everything ready for you soon.
And you have to show me your pics too! I want to see how beautiful you are.
You really missed me? Thats so nice. Really? You missed me? Well, I missed you too. I bet I missed you more than you missed me.
Anyway, have those pictures ready by the end of tomorrow, they are on my cousin's camera, so I am going to get it from him when I see him tomorrow.
Later...and, don't think for a second I am getting bored of talking to you, sweetheart!
P.S.
I am getting bored with this site...how about you?

LOL!!!!...guess we wont have to be on here son enuff;)....this problem will only be short-lived hun;)...its Yahoo time;-)

i love you beyonce am like your biggest fan i think you and your man JayZ make a good couple i love you guys!!!!!!!!!!!!

love esther ramirez

Beyonce is a fag.
ma nigga jay went away
away like tha fog
we be drinkin egnog
fo sho
like tha snow
young jeezy worked dem hoes
akon is so black
so black like my ass
we be burnin grass
like sean paul in jamaica
i robbed tha ice cream makah
we run in tha sun
like black slaves
with tha waves
cuz tha du rag is a stockin
like tha vans u be rockin
so dont cock block
on my block
where we pop and lock
do tha harlem shake
like tha chicken noodle soup
with tha white cat poop
so i be who i be
nigga dont hate on me
motha fuckahhhh!!

j u is iine dont be worried about those haters.do me a favor get back together with 'younce you hurted her feelings.

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