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Justin Tells Everyone To Drink In Moderation, Lest They End Up Fat, Married, And Pregnant With K-Fed's Offspring / Jossip
Justin Tells Everyone To Drink In Moderation, Lest They End Up Fat, Married, And Pregnant With K-Fed's Offspring
— Thu, Feb 15, 2007 —

It's hard to see how any man could resist Britney Spears, what with her skanky, ill-fitting wardrobe, stellar parenting, and well-documented incidents of carsickness. And now rumors, are circulating that the former lesbian wants her JustinBack.

But does Timberlake have any interest in giving their puppy-love another chance?

Common sense, multiple derisive music videos-slash-personal attacks against Britney and recentt trysts with Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Biel would indicate the answer is a big, fat no.

Plus, there's also this excerpt from Justin's acceptance speech at last night's Brit Awards:

"[E]veryone have a great night. Stop drinking! You know who you are. I'm speaking to you. You are going to get sloppy. OK! magazine is going to say something bad about you."

And who might OK! magazine's lucky cover girl be for just about the 10th straight week? None other than the 2006 mother of the year (and everyone's favorite "moderate" drinker), Britney Spears herself.

Parting, as they say, is such sweet sorrow...


No. 1
BabbaBooie says:

Plus, there's the little detail of Timberlake liking to have 10 inches sailed into Port Brownhole.

February 15, 2007 4:34 PM
No. 2
Zoe says:

IF he said this after snuggling KFED for the cameras ... what exactly is the thruth about Justing and KFED's "friendship"? Respect? I don't think so. But, what do I know other than what I read on these gossip sites. go figure.

February 15, 2007 10:44 PM
No. 3
catherine says:

if JT and Brit are meant for each athere then they should be together, as for K-Fad he is and **sh*** he only maried Brit to score some Money he never love the lady and its best they've broke up.

February 16, 2007 9:41 AM
No. 4
ww says:

at her own doing, brit is now bald on both ends.

February 20, 2007 2:42 AM
No. 5
ww says:

my way or the highway: marilyn monroe, madona, anna, and now brittney. brittney don't like the people she touched to touch her. she is on her way out. help her mom....

February 20, 2007 2:48 AM

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