• This Lindsay Lohan tribute is the most misogynistic, disgusting, bullshit we've ever heard. We actually couldn't listen to the whole thing. Straight guys will probably think it's funny though. [TMZ]

• So, Julia Louis Dreyfus really deserved that Emmy, eh? Her jokes are so subtle, nobody can figure out if she's actually making them. Or, you know, not. [Gawker]

• Your Yale degree isn't really going to help you become the next Graydon Carter. Though might get you a VF internship and a life of freeloading in your parents apartment, freelancing for the New Yorker. [Ivy Gate]

• How much do you wanna' bet these ads are illegal? Not to mention the immense disturbance caused by the TV news overkill. [FBNY]

• The Olsen Twins will only smile when in Canada. [Mollygood]