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We’ve just received unconfirmed word that MTV execs have officially canned TRL, and fired approximately fifteen people responsible for its production.
Details to this still-developing story are scarce, which means we can only speculate as to what this means for TRL‘s potty-mouthed veejay, Vanessa Minnillo.
We’ll update you as soon as we hear official word on Vanessa’s future life plans, and encourage you to write in with any new information, or cell phone pics of tearful adolescents ripping up their “WE LUV YOU VANNY!” signs in the middle of Times Square.
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MTV Staff Slash: Axes Falling From Top To Bottom
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