
To be sure, it’s quite fair that Lynsi Smigo — the fiance of Opie & Anthony radio host Gregg “Opie” Hughes — would be so disgusted that somebody would insinuate she made a sex tape with Jackass‘ Bam Margera that she would sue over the matter. It’s just sort of silly to think that the matter will see a courtroom.
Back in April, Page Six ran an item with the sex tape claim, provided by Steppin’ Out editor Chaunce Hayden. Which explains why, in addition to the Post, Hayden and P6 editor Richard Johnson are named as defendants. Nevermind that Johnson & Co. have since thrown Hayden under the bus, blaming him for the erroneous report and severing a lengthy relationship with the column regular. But it’s not like Hayden has the cash Rupert Murdoch’s Post does.
Smigo is looking for $10 million. As a consolation prize, she’ll take 10 minutes with Hayden’s tongue. [TSG]

While we sort of expected to see another rant from Roger Friedman about the newest cover of TV Guide — still no Tim Russert, but plenty of reality TV stars — we were turned on by his rumormongering about who might be behind the anti-Madonna reports that have been popping up lately.
Friedman, as he so often does with the New York Post, is battling back against the paper’s report yesterday that concert ticket sales have been sluggish for her upcoming Sticky & Sweet tour. Though Madonna has racked up $74 million in sales for 13 European dates, the Post says “just over half of the 43,000 seats available for a Nov. 6 date at Los Angeles’ Dodger Stadium - 27,000 tickets in all - have been sold in their first three weeks of availability, raising red flags about the limits of US demand for the 49-year-old Madonna at this stage of her career.”
Worth mentioning: This is her first fourth tour with Live Nation but her first since signing a $120 million “360″ deal that covers all of Madonna’s recording, touring, and merchandising, though these mega-deals have also led to reports (also from the Post) of massive layoffs at the company to follow chairman Michael Cohl’s ouster.
But Friedman, a regular Madonna foe (don’t get him started on her Kabbalah), notes, “Dodger Stadium is the only venue Madonna hasn’t sold out. Of course, the show isn’t for five months. The fact that she’s sold half the stadium now for November is pretty darn impressive.”
So if that’s the case, and many of her shows are selling out in minutes (like her three dates at Madison Square Garden), how does the Post manage to print the headline “Madonna Sale$ Sag: Live Nation Defends Limp Response to Her U.S. Tour”? CONTINUED »
Sean Delonas must have drawer’s block.
The NY Post cartoonist has taken two shots at pregnant trans man Thomas Beatie. The first came back in April, when Beatie first burst on the scene. And now, inspired by news of Beatie’s forthcoming delivery date, Delonas again turned his attention to the baby daddy.
Too bad Delonas couldn’t stretch his imagination, huh?

Alternative headlines passed over by the tabs: “Victory!,” “Definitively!,” and “Finally!”

Jeff Zucker has long been rumored to be one of the New York Post’s biggest anonymous sources on all things GE/NBC. Surely not every story with a Peter Lauria byline carries Zucker’s fingerprints.
But many do.
So we sort of read the paper’s Business section with that always in mind.
So today’s article, about how corporate overlord GE is so afraid of tarnishing its triple-A credit rating that it refuses to give Zucker’s entertainment division the cash it needs to do anything but mosey along to the beat of a tired drummer, and how Zucker is “doing everything he can to grow the media giant” despite that fact, screams of a Zucker plant. CONTINUED »

The Post is in quite a sympathetic mood with Tatum O’Neal this morning. First at bat is Andrea Peyser, who would normally take so much glee in kicking somebody while she’s down. But not this Oscar-winning actress.
Somehow O’Neal’s camp arranged for a softball piece with Peyser, which explains why she was at the top of the list of phone calls to make after getting sprung from the clink. Why Peyser? “She called me to explain herself,” writes the columnist. “Also, because she liked my columns slamming another discarded wife, Dina Matos McGreevey.” O’Neal retells her crack/coke arrest tale, but also!, how she wants to help the guy who sold her the goods. CONTINUED »
In between plugging Cyndi Lauper’s “True Colors” tour, which hits Radio City on Tuesday night, with special opener Rosie O’Donnell, Roger Friedman sneaks in this bash of the New York Post, continuing an on-going feud: “Somehow, though, both Rosie and Cyndi were left off of the New York Post’s extremely odd ‘50 Most Powerful Women in NYC’ List on Sunday. The list is so wacky — who is Tinsley Mortimer? Powerful? I doubt it.” [Fox 411]

Were our mouse a virtual baseball bat, we would use it to beat this virtual girl over the head. Dammit, New York Post; there is nothing more annoying than some layer ad that tries talking to us while we’re reading our Olsen Twins gossip. [NYP]

Earlier this month, one of those media meme’s popped up that worth a few seconds of your slack-jawed reaction: The New York Post published an editorial, about how racial profiling by the police was on the wane, on the same day one of its own writers filed a lawsuit against the city for racial profiling. Now, that freelance crime reporter, Leonardo Blair, is out of a job. CONTINUED »

Regarding the Post’s scathing report that WNBC Sue Simmons enjoys a little sauce between news broadcasts: “Not one word of it is true. I haven’t had an alcoholic drink between shows for at least 15 years or more. […] I understand more now why many people don’t trust the media.” [NYP]
PRICE HIKE Rupert Murdoch yesterday told shareholders he was raising the price of the New York Post from 25 to 50 cents. It’s a move to stem the paper’s annual $50m losses. Though it’s the same stunt he pulled last year — which lasted exactly 10 days before reversing course. [Portfolio]

Oh, irony. “On the same day that a New York Post editorial claimed racial profiling was not a growing problem, one of the Post’s own reporters filed suit against the city claiming to be a victim of such profiling.” [E&P] It’s as if the paper’s departments don’t communicate with each other to fine tune their message; this would never happen at Fox News. (The editorial is here; the Post’s own story on the lawsuit, appearing today, is here.) Now if only they could get noted bigot cartoonist Sean Delonas on board and whip together a third opinion.
DEATH SENTENCE Elaine’s proprietor Elaine Kaufman is not dead, despite the mixed message New York Post editor Col Allan received. [NYM]

What’s shocking in this Page Six item about hot tranny messes?
THE tourists in Times Square are in for a treat Saturday when 1,200 transvestites will gather at the Marriott Marquis for “Night of 1,000 Gowns.” Michael Salem, who caters to the needs of drag queens, is planning to attend with Veronica Vera, who runs Mistress Vera’s School for Boys Who Want To Be Girls. Salem - who does a brisk business in high heels up to size 17, triple-E width, and silicone breasts with nipples and without - is eager to mingle with his customers.
The regularly homophobic Post seems to have lost its inclination to bash the GLBT community!
After the jump, a classic example. CONTINUED »
What’s this we’re hearing about the New York Post not keeping ANYONE from PageSix.com after they decided to shutter the three-month old site?

First on Jossip: The New York Post’s attempt to take on TMZ.com is officially offline. We hear from inside the PageSix.com hen house that they’ve abandoned their online effort, effective immediately. The announcement was just made internally. Visitors to PageSix.com are redirected to Page Six proper. So, what, no more infighting?
Update: The site was online this morning and was taken down sometime this afternoon, we’re told … Phone calls to various extensions there all go directly to voicemail … Blame low traffic numbers … An announcement from Post publicist Steve Rubenstein is forthcoming … The staff of 18 will be let go, though some will be transferred internally within the Post …
About that rumor: Being that we traffic in gossip, perhaps we should be the least surprised to hear the suspect news, that we’re being sold, from another publication. Wouldn’t it be more amusing if the truth were the exact opposite — that we’re closing up shop? Facts are hard!
Though the Wall Street Journal has a new sports page from News Corp. cousin Stats Inc., all those shrieks of Murdoch-ification of the prestigious financial paper have yet to be realized, reports Frank Ahrens in the Washington Post.
In fact, in meetings between marketing representatives of the Journal and News Corp., Murdoch’s company has turned down some Journal ideas for pairing the newspaper with News Corp. entities, according to a source close to the situation who spoke on the condition of anonymity because the talks were private. The message from News Corp. to the Journal: We don’t want to cheapen your brand.
Ahrens should be issuing a correction tomorrow.
Blogs David Freedlander for amNY (via):
Today, downtown, by City Hall, we saw multiple sellers hawking a special newspaper combo meal of the Wall Street Journal and the New York Post for the bargain basement price of $1.00.
For you economists out there, that’s basically like getting 30 percent off the Journal by agreeing to take the Post off their hands. Which, now that we think about, may have been how that whole Rupert and Bancroft deal went down in the first place.

Is Page Six Magazine a hazard to your health? YES! But only if you work there.
An operative writes in to tell Jossip “there are hundreds of toxic black mold spores that have just recently been discovered growing behind a series of file cabinets” in front of the art/ad sales department.
“Many Page Six Magazine staff members have refused to show up to the office until the matter is thoroughly investigated. Apparently there was a recent flood (last spring) on the 9th floor of the NY Post offices and that is what spawned the spores.”
Editor-in-chief Margi Conklin is said to have “expressed concern” over staffers’ health and, more importantly!, is “concerned about making the Thursday night close in time for the Sunday edition of the Post.”
“Many of the office members have suffered from unexplainable abdominal pains and a rash around their mid section.” Hardship! Especially for the pregnant lady we hear is on staff. She’s ’specially scaredy-cat.



