More to chew on from our most quotable nightly news spewers, courtesy of Intern Wendy. Happy Friday lunch hour.

• "It's terrifying. It makes me rethink my life." —Tucker Carlson (on how agreeing with Chris Matthews scares him shitless), Hardball, March 3.

• "FOX security. Hannity and Colmes come to your house with billy clubs." —Keith Olbermann, on FOX hunting down crank callers for Bill O'Reilly, Countdown, March 3.

• "That does not mean, though, that I want to go see movies that claim that the CIA is in bed with fat, ugly Texas oilmen." — Joe Scarborough, Scarborough Country, March 6.

• "After all the things, the Nazi uniform — you think that was just a style thing?" —Rita Cosby (playing fashionista for Darryl Littlejohn) Live and Direct, March 8.

• "There's a difference between organized religion and a belief that — for example, I know you look at — just if you look at universes within universes, the planets, the stars, gravity, and Howard Stern, and people in the animal kingdom." — Sean Hannity trying to convince Howard Stern there is a God, Hannity and Colmes, March 8.

• "Well, everybody's taller than you are. You're not very tall." Jack Cafferty to Wolf Blitzer, The Situation Room, March 8.

• "And then there's Internet porn. That will keep you watching." — Keith Olbermann, Countdown, March 9.

• "Was there sperm? That`s what I'm asking." Nancy Grace, Nancy Grace, March 9.