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Nicole Richie Attacks Perez Hilton with Zombie Hands and Huge Balls / Jossip
Nicole Richie Attacks Perez Hilton with Zombie Hands and Huge Balls
— Mon, May 8, 2006 —

It was 10:40 am Pacific Standard Time on Sunday, and Perez Hilton (otherwise known as Mario Lavandeira) was sipping mochachinos at Coffee Bean in West Hollywood when his world just about stopped spinning on its axis.

Nicole Richie DIRECTLY approached him and starting asking the hard-hitting questions. "Do I really have zombie hands?" she inquired. And then things got really, really hot.

"Call me anorexic to my face," she dared. She had her gays with her, so we were a little bit scared. But, we had a nice little convo and hugged it out. It felt good. Ballsy move Miss Richie. You've got spunk (and we felt like we were on an episode of Punk'd)!

A photo, felt Perez, would have cheapened the encounter, so we just have to trust him on this one. And give him some crazy mad props, too — because if the skeletal zombie-handed waif had approached us so directly, posse of gays in tow, we're not sure we would have survived able to come back and report it. Let only make it rhyme.

Nicole Richie's Got Balls [Perez Hilton]


No. 1
h says:

I keep telling myself that this whole gaggle of ducks (Lohan, Richie, Hilton, Duffy, Reid, etc) are just going to go away. That between their antics and the media, bloggers and paparazzi that follow them, they are going to overdose (literally) or in the public's interest and like Reid has found out recently, can't get a sandwhich, even with money. Oh yeah, add Cruise and his walking womb to that list. See what happened to Russell Crowe? It's gonna happen to all these trashy reptiles that crawl through HOllywood. I'm gonna add Jolie and Pitt to this list too. She's creepy and he's become creepy.

May 15, 2006 11:33 AM
No. 2
jess says:

You guys are messed up. Nicole Richie's freakin awesome!! She's hotter than you'll ever be.

September 4, 2006 3:52 PM
No. 3
Jennifer says:

I guess she's hot if 5"2 and 80 pounds is your thing?

get real Jess

October 2, 2006 12:19 AM
No. 4
ferrarifasta90 says:

i agree with jess.

nicole is hella hot

November 26, 2006 4:00 AM
No. 5
El Loco Judea Negro Hombre says:

Nicole needs to put on a few pounds. Other than that, she looks fine. I am not going to lie and say she is ugly, she is not. I don't find her attractive, but she is far from ugly.

November 27, 2006 1:29 AM

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