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Only in New York: Rudy Giuliani's Super Secret Plans to Run For President Are Uncovered

— Wed, Jan 3, 2007 —

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• Rudy Giuliani's political playbook was stolen when thieves apparently mistook him for Jets' coach Eric Mangini.

• A construction worker heroically jumped onto the tracks to save a stranger from being hit by an oncoming train; apathetic New Yorkers everywhere marvel.

• Prices for NYC apartments fell slightly last quarter, dropping from obscene to completely ridiculous.

• New York to West Coast: Make more movies like The Queen, less like Rocky Balboa.

• Global warming causes confused cherry trees to blossom early, enables annoying hipster "legging look" to endure through middle of Winter.

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