Paris Hilton Has a Firecrotch of Her Own 30483
Oh, boy. What would we do without Intern Calista and her insatiable need for celebrity gossip ... and photos. In her research of God knows what, she came across this somewhat arbitrary but still extremely funny picture of Paris Hilton during her "modeling days."
Now, if only Paris could learn to cum freckles, she might be able to land a decent movie role.
Paris Hilton [TMZ (3rd photo)]
someone get Lohan a pair of those
Isn't this the same modeling gig that gave us the ass goiter?
Modeling days? This picture was only taken several months ago! I distinctly remember it becuse I was thinking what an attention loving ho she is!
Perhaps Paris should go back to douching with DDT-the kerosene seems to be a bit too flammable for her to handle.
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