• David Spade and Christina Applegate's cast offs hook up.

• Richard Gere still blaming Sly Stallone for starting the "gerbil in the ass" rumor.

• Scientology begins to stalk J. Lo and J. Car.

• Fabian Basabe's charges against former Bungalow 8 doorman Armin Amiri have been dropped by the DA. Something about "he made it up."

• Lizzie Grubman popped.

• Rosie O'Donnell kicks it with republicans, pads their coffers.

• There were fags before T.R. Knight, Lance Bass, and Neil Patrick Harris, you know.