Cable Quotables
Cable Quotables: Tucker Carlson Goes Bar Hopping in Lebanon
— Fri, Jul 28, 2006 —

Only Tucker Carlson could manage to make his time in Lebanon sound so glamorous. Read on as this week's issue of Cable Qutables, brought to you by Intern Wendy , finds Tucker bar cruising in a war zone, Rita Cosby gettin' a little durrty, and reminding us just how much Nancy Grace loves her sex offenders. Uhh, paging Jeffrey Epstein.

• “Well, Alison, about an hour after we got here, we found ourselves sitting on the patio of our hotel having a lunch of Stilton cheese, walnuts and Perrier." — Tucker Carlson, living large in Lebanon, The Most, July 24

• “So tonight, if—it‘s quite late here; I won‘t even say what time it is, but it‘s very late—if we were to go out, there are places open right now?” —Tucker Carlson, looking to bar hop in Beirut, Tucker, July 25

• “Does that—does that have a big—you know, when you get one of the heads, isn't there still a big snake below it?” —Rita Cosby, Scarborough Country, July 25

• “As a man knowing the way she feels about people of my gender, there‘s no more frightening image than Nancy Grace with a butcher knife." —Willie Geist, reliving his worst nightmare, Tucker, July 26

• “We also have a guy who’s got a hot new TV show on TV that, Nancy, you’re going to love. It’s called ‘Sex Offender Community Update.’” —Glenn Beck, Nancy Grace, July 27

• “Before you go on national television and say you want to kick people’s butts, remember, we’ve seen you fight.” —Willie Geist, fondly remembering Geraldo Rivera’s old talk show, Tucker, July 27



Comments


No. 1
mike says:

I just fund this site .I think its great

July 28, 2006 2:49 PM
No. 2
AppleChamp says:

It also looks as if Tucker Carlson hasn't been wearing his sunscreen while over in Cyprus.

July 29, 2006 8:54 AM
No. 3
Michelle from Madison says:


Nancy Grace was proven wrong again on all of her assertions on the Winkler case on Thursday April 19th. Doesn’t CNN management ever watch Nancy’s shows anymore?

Nancy Grace has documented herself to be incorrect, in some fashion, on just about every single case Nancy has attempted to cover over the recent months. While Nancy continues to rack up more potential lawsuit cases against herself and CNN for her continued defamation, slander, libel, and even the wrongful death Nancy is currently linked to by Nancy’s own possible illegal actions, it is well documented that Nancy Grace is not un-willing to commit even more such crimes against even more and more victims.

Some Courts have already reprimanded Nancy Grace for some of her documented misconduct. But, Nancy continues to rack up more and more violations of Civil Law, and possibly even Criminal Law too, and it is hard to keep up with the continued violations-count, and her seemingly constant violations Nancy has been committing against victim after victim after victim.

The Lawsuits that are soon to be coming from VanderSloot, Howard Stern of the Anna Nichol Smith case, and others against Nancy infractions (according to the attorneys) and the upcoming Lawsuits from all the Duke defendants, as well as possibly from Winkler herself according to her attorney Ferese, Nancy’s continued law violations appear to be occurring on nearly every single day Nancy is on television.

My goodness, Don Imus just lost his job for stating something that could, in-fact, may have been a factual and accurate statement by his derogatory statements towards the women’s basketball team. How CNN can allow Nancy to document even more violations against even more and more victims is just senseless and a total shame for CNN to just stand by and allow this irreprehensible behavior to continue against more and more victims from Nancy Grace. It is truly just ridiculous. Perhaps it is time to change from CNN to broadcasting Nancy Grace on something like comedy central where her conduct more appropriates is representative.

Has CNN already forgotten that Nancy Grace has current lawsuits filed against her for Nancy’s role in the death of a non-convicted victim who Nancy Grace had called on the telephone? Wake up CNN, Imus had to apparently be removed from the airways, and he wasn’t even directly involved in connection of someone’s death. Nor was Imus continuing to victimize more victims as Nancy has documented that she is continuing.

Maybe you, CNN, can provide the public with the “magic number” CNN feels is the appropriate-limit that Nancy has to achieve with her slanderous, libelous, her connections to a possible wrongful death actions Nancy has documented against another victim(s), and her defamational statements against victims before CNN will take similar actions as MSNBC had to do towards Don Imus.

Everyone will be anxious to hear what the “magic number” CNN will tolerate as the group of victims of Nancy Grace grows and grows from her illegal, immoral, and illicit conduct towards so many victims.

And, how can CNN allow a person like Nancy Grace to be around any true victim at Virginia Tech while Nancy has current lawsuits filed against her for Nancy’s alleged involvement in an early death of a emotionally distraught young mother. The management of CNN needs some serious investigation-measures to be implemented immediately, for the safety of current and potential future victims of the unprofessional conduct of Nancy Grace.

How CNN can allow Nancy Grace to have any access to victims at Virginia Tech is a matter that should, perhaps, be investigated by the authorities and by attorneys for the potential victims of her unprofessional conduct. There is a reason Nancy Grace has lawsuits pending against her, with more lawsuits expected in the near future. For CNN to allow Nancy Grace to have contact with any victim is a crime in and of itself, and needs further consideration by the authorities and by attorneys for the victims sake and safety. Allowing Nancy Grace to have access to any victim is like placing a Predator
near a schoolyard while the trial is ongoing for the alleged Predator. It should just not happen.

http://www.comedycentral.com/motherload/player.jhtml?ml_video=85250&ml_collection=&ml_gateway=&ml_gateway_id=&ml_comedian=&ml_runtime=&ml_context=show&ml_origin_url=%2F&ml_playlist=&lnk=&is_large=true


April 22, 2007 2:39 AM


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