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Graydon Carter Hires Armed Guards to Protect His Suri Cruise Cover
— Thu, Aug 31, 2006 —

Get out your umbrellas, kids, because the gossip is really starting to pour in. Of course all the well-heeled, well-connected folks are just now getting back from the beach to sit down and dish all their dirt. Hence, we just get ahold of this juicy bit which involves Vanity Fair.

Even better, it involves the upcoming VF cover featuring Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and baby Suri.

We hear from a well-placed source that Graydon Carter is going to extremes to protect his Suri photos. At the Kentucky printing press, Conde Nast has stationed armed guards to protect the facility from tresspassers and forced all employees to sign a confidentiality agreement, agreeing not to let a single Suri pic slip before the cover hits stands.

We placed a call into Vanity Fair to find out if there are actually armed guards outside the printers, but, naturally, they haven't returned. Meanwhile, should you happen to get through the armed guards and the iron clad contract to get a hand on one of these pics ... well, you know where to send it.


No. 1
Steve Blake says:

We are a sad and doomed species.

September 1, 2006 1:40 PM
No. 2
cee says:

What say we boycott this issue? I don't know how much impact it will have, but I'd think it would be easy, really.

September 1, 2006 6:43 PM
No. 3
denise says:

i agree with the boycott, tom cruise is washed up, he has done him time and now there are better actors in his place. i have no interest in seeing what that baby looks like... and im not alone !

September 4, 2006 7:25 AM
No. 4
walter curtin says:

The cover line is Buy this magazine or we'll kill this baby. For October: We killed it anyway.

September 5, 2006 1:20 AM
No. 5
sharon says:

I feel that have made to much out of baby Suri and her photots. All babies are cute

September 7, 2006 1:08 PM

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