Greg Gutfield Can't Be Contained
Plus He's Never Met A Cheeto (Or Right-Wing Nutjob) He Didn't Like

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Well, the verdicts are in, and Fox's Red Eye is still….on the air! But how is host Greg Gutfeld dealing with all his "success?"

“I’ve got tits. I’ve got fucking tits….I’ve completely stopped exercising.

“I feel like I’m a lion tamer holding chain saws,” Mr. Gutfeld said. “Because I want to say something funny, but I’m too busy going, O.K., what do I do next?” The surreal feeling of the show blends into the type of commercials running at that insomniac hour—Vermont Teddy Bears, adjustable beds, giant tomatoes.

“It’s somewhat similar to somebody who’s lost his mind,” Mr. Gutfeld said. “Because I’m a complete maniac. You may disagree with me, but you can’t stop watching …. I don’t even think you have to like the show to get sucked in.”

Well, he's right about one thing: you don't have to like the show in order to watch. You just have to be awake, intoxicated and either high on drugs or utterly incapable of finding the remote.

On second thought, he's right about three things. They have "mansieres" for that, bro.

May 23, 2007 · Link · 2 Responses
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  • Comments (2)

    No. 1 Cale says:

    You should disclose that you were a guest on his show.

    Posted: May 23, 2007 at 3:08 pm
    No. 2 David Hauslaib, Jossip says:

    Perhaps, though we're guests on a lot of shows, so, full disclosure: Jossip editors do a lot of TV appearances on shows they talk about on the site. And newspaper and magazine interviews for newspapers and magazines they talk about. And it goes on ..

    Posted: May 23, 2007 at 6:59 pm
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