We were just forwarded this press which outlines Jeffry Rackover's birthday party in Bridge Hampton. Who the fuck is that you ask? Oh, he's a "jeweler to the stars." Like you care.

Anyways, what we love absolutely most about this press release is not that it was sent instead of an invitation (we're assuming — the release wasn't actually sent to us!), nor the fact that it actual admits to having Britney Gastineu at the party.

What we love most about this press release, sent from Grubman PR (who else?) is the loving description is bestows on Hamptons queen and PR mogul, Lizzie Grubman herself.

At his birthday party on Saturday night he drew many Hampton socials and celebrities at his private residence in Bridge Hampton despite the horrible monsoon going on outside. Notable guests included, Lisa & Britney Gastineau, Rosanna Scotto, Loraine Bracco & Jason Cippola, supper model Samantha Tannehill, society dame Jane Pontarelli, and glowingly pregnant Lizzie Grubman & husband Chris Stern.

For more glowing Lizzie, go here — for rest of the nauseating information about the party you weren't invited to, read on after the jump.

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Bridge Hampton, NY- In one of the worst storms that the Hamptons has seen, thunder and lighting roared, and rain poured but that did not stop the stars from coming out of their Hampton homes to celebrate Jeweler to the stars Jeffrey Rackover’s birthday.

Jeffrey Rackover famous for being the ‘go to’ guy when Donald Trump was looking to propose to girlfriend Melania Knauss. It was Jeffrey who helped him pick out that classic emerald-cut diamond ring, which features tapered diamond baguettes on the side. He is also known for constructing the world’s most expensive bikini that was worn by Molly Sims in the 2006 Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. This year at the Oscars, Jeffrey Rackover jeweled Samantha Harris from E! 'Live from the Red Carpet' and Rachel Weisz wore his earrings as she accepted her Oscar.

At his birthday party on Saturday night he drew many Hampton socials and celebrities at his private residence in Bridge Hampton despite the horrible monsoon going on outside. Notable guests included, Lisa & Britney Gastineau, Rosanna Scotto, Loraine Bracco & Jason Cippola, supper model Samantha Tannehill, society dame Jane Pontarelli, and glowingly pregnant Lizzie Grubman & husband Chris Stern. With a deliciously catered menu, a bar stocked with everything you can imagine including Loriane Bracco’s new wine “Bracco Wines,” ice sculpted shot slide, and millions worth of diamonds draping off the gorgeous woman in attendance, how could anyone resist attending this party? Even Britney Gastineau’s tea cup chiwawa was decked out in Jeffrey’s diamonds, the cute little pouch was wearing a diamond studded dog collar worth 100,000 dollars!