Oh, look Guy Ritchie made another film! RocknRolla looks just like his other film, Snatch, which of course was a remake of his other other film, Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels. Hey, at least the man knows his niche and won't try to make another Cast Away.

Meanwhile, Madonna is busy bumping uglies with A-Rod and coming out with her own directorial debut. So how does the man who brought semi-legitimacy to Mag's accent feel about all this?

How would your career be different if you weren't married to Madonna?

I can only answer that with [expletive] knows. It's obviously had an impact. I suspect that ultimately there would have been the same outcome in the end.

She keeps you and your work in the spotlight. Or does she bring too much spotlight?

They say all publicity is good publicity, but I can assure you that's not true.

Don't be sad, Guy! We are totes looking forward to your interpretation of Sherlock Holmes with Robert Downey Jr., so don't mind us if we skip Snatch: 3 this weekend, okay?