We have all been anticipating the arrival of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chirs Martin's second baby. Mostly because we all want to know what crazy name she's going to assign to this one. Yes, it's going to be a boy, and, as Page Six kindly points out, not going to be named Orange. (She's blonde not retarded.)

The little Martin man is going to be named after Gwyn's godfather, Steven Spielberg. So, he'll be named Steven, right? Nicknamed Steve?

Nope. It's Mortimer. Obviously, because Gwynnie calls Steve "Uncle Morty." So, let's get this straight.

She's naming her baby the full name of a nickname for somebody who's real name sounds nothing like the nickname she's given him. Either this is really outrageous and garbled gossip, or Gwyneth managed to think of something weirder than Apple.

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