Don't you just hate it when you're sitting in one of those hip (but totally laid back!) internet cafes in Williamsburg, sipping your chai tea with your unlaced Converse sneakers up on the thrift-store Ottoman, discussing Nietzsche and last night's Modest Mouse concert with your dreadlocked unemployed neighbor,* when suddenly it hits you: time to hop on the L, stand with all those Manhattan posers, and catch the Jitney to your parents' sick East Hampton pad?

Well, never fear! The Jitney is (finally) here, to cater to your oft over looked hipster/heiress needs.

As the NYO reports, the Hampton Jitney will commence making BK pickups later this year, thanks to the diligent efforts of Brooklyn borough president, Marty Markowitz. But how will free penthouse recipient, Natasha Agrawal, deal with this unfettered access to her parents' Hamptons estate? With a Pucci swimsuit, oversized sunglasses and lots and lots of therapy.

*Who's also a countess.