Dan Rattiner (of Dan's Papers!) readies his autobiography for publication! The upcoming book entitled, "In the Hamptons: My 50 Years With the Fisherman, Farmers, Artists, Billionaires and Celebrities" is about (what else?) Dan's life. "Each of its chapters will focus on a Hamptons experience he has had or a person he has met, he said, including celebrities such as George Plimpton and President Clinton, who served as umpire in a Hamptons artists-writers softball game when he was governor of Arkansas." We expect to pop in somewhere around Chapter Three as, "The Angry Misfit Who Flipped Off The Hampton Jitney."