Bill O'Reilly is 59-years old today, so let's send warm birthday wishes (because K. Olbermann won't) to the Fox News anchor on his special day. Because really, what's the life expectancy rate for a guy who yells for a living? Talk about blood pressure.
Have a good one Billbo, and may all of your Death to Lefties dreams come true. As our gift to you, but more so our readers, here are the O'Reilly's best-of moments from this year:
• Grade school kids learning the word "hypocrite" as it applies to O'Reilly's children's book:
• O'Reilly's epic "battle" with rap star Nas while accidentally promoting the rapper's album with the public feud.
• Bill's cramazing Inside Edition blow-out (referring to both his attitude and his hairstyle) that leaked to the Internets back in May.
Aw, Billbo! Here's hoping that you are still around to entertain us with your impotent rage this time next year. Barring any unfortunate, unforeseen coronary problems, of course. Then again, it would be hard to have a heart attack when the blood stopped pumping to that section of your body years ago.
Editorial Director
Impotent rage? His show has the highest ratings for any cable news show. Sounds like you are the ones full of impotent rage.
Highest ratings? They seem to directly correspond to the number of people who still support Dumbyu. Make sure you brush and floss CMR or all the kool-aid you've been drinking will rot your teeth.
Happy birthday, incredible pinhead!
That this boorish, offensive clown has a platform from which he can shower so many people with his tiny-brained invective — and get PAID for it — is enough proof for me that god does not exist.
Or that a great number of people are really, really stupid.
"Impotent rage? His show has the highest ratings for any cable news show. Sounds like you are the ones full of impotent rage." - I know, I hate his guts yet still watch him implode every night, and I thank him for being such a tantrum throwing child, it's true entertainment. If you're trying to say that people don't enjoy watching those they hate, you're dead wrong.
Happy birthday bill keep up the good work we love you
how do I send comments & correspondence to Mr. O'Reilly?