Hooray, our favorite Iowan turns 28 today! Webbed toed and all, Ashton Kutcher made his way from Cedar Rapids where he literally sold his blood for money, to land a TV gig, a coupla' network shows, and the hottest wife in Hollywood.

We can only imagine what Ash is doing to celebrate the big 2-8. Staying in with Demi Moore and the kids? And Bruce Willis? And Bruce Willis' girlfriend? Who knows, he may just end up rollin' the streets with Diddy and his twin brother. (We know Kutch wouldn't ditch his twin on the b-day.)

However he chooses to celebrate, we're sure this awesome Aquarius will have a fab night. We'll celebrate by being the only people to ever rent Butterfly Effect (come on, guys, it's his birthday) and not buying our weekly supply of tabloids. So, cheers, Ashton. And thanks for all the dumb, dirty blond fantasies.