Sir Harold Evans is a pretty important guy. You should know who he is … mostly because he's a sir, is married to Tina Brown, holds some disdain for Mort Zuckerman, and (as insinuated by our previous theory) doesn't need to go to the Dominican Republic for his tea.

Currently, Evans' job as editor-at-large for Felix Dennis is likely being threatened. (Surely James Brady couldn't have known that when he filed his online article praising this fab position.)

Before Stuff and Maxim, though, Sir Evans did spend some time at Conde Nast. As did his wife. And they just love Si Newhouse. Well, come on, he bought them a house.

Si Newhouse? "I love Si. With Si's backing and resources, you can't go wrong unless you're a bloody fool."

And when Sir Herold is not having tea in his Sutton Place apartment, he's schooling Ariel Foxman and explaining why the Cargo editor only got a one-bedroom.

Sir Harry Never Rests [James Brady, Forbes]