In case you haven't had your fill this morning of stories about the first family promoting new books you'll likely never read, here's a late-breaking tidbit about Chelsea Clinton's ex-boyfriend's latest tome.
FIRST PAL: There are obviously no hard feelings between Bill Clinton and Chelsea's ex-boyfriend, Ian Klaus. The former president — and perhaps soon to be first man — is hosting a party on Wednesday in honor of Klaus' new book, "Elvis Is Titanic." And although the notion of ex-girlfriend's father as book party host certainly isn't customary, a spokeswoman for Knopf, the book's publisher, added that Chelsea and her friends will be in attendance. In fact, Klaus dedicated the book to Chelsea.
Meanwhile, we're sure Ian Klaus' decision to dedicate the book to Chelsea had everything to do with an elevated level of emotional maturity and sheer respect for her influence on his writing ability and nothing whatsoever to do with his wanting to brazenly capitalize on her name and have former president Bill Clinton host his book party.

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