And today in crazy, Hearst CEO Victor Ganzi sues his mom for brazenly marrying her chauffeur after a whirlwind 10-year courtship. Also a litigious factor: Said mother selfishly requested additional money (from her own trust fund) back in 2004, after hurricanes in Florida significantly damaged her 20 year-old condominium. The Village Voice reports:

In August 2006, Gert's four sons sued their mother in New York Superior Court in Suffolk County. They asked a judge to declare that they had done nothing wrong in handling their mother's trust. And they contended that Vola had only married their mother for her money.

Perhaps they're right! But as far as we're concerned, anyone who's willing to stick it out for at least fifteen years of holy matrimony sort of deserves that Florida condo. Also, you know what's even shittier than marrying a lonely woman you've actually grown to love and respect? Suing your own mother and cutting her off financially because you're just "not sure" about her second husband's motivation.