We don't know what we're more confused about: this mysterious Ad Age "Freeloader" or the fact that we thought we knew who the only four reporters invited to this coushy/douchey "Hearst is amazing!" party last night.

But Ad Age does have a few little bits about the event. Who was there (Oprah, Richard Johnson, Helen Gurley Brown, Mayor Bloomberg); what they ate (pizza, curried chicken, and shellfish served by Ann Hathaway's stunt double); and which rival pubs showed up (Conde Nast).

And apparently some people were under the impression that this was a big, fabulous event.

Outside on Eighth Avenue, uninvited onlookers leaned on police barriers, asking what the party was about and who was inside. One was said to flash her breasts to a police officer in an unsuccessful bid to get in. "New York!" another yelled, apparently just pleased with the spectacle.

Yawn. Sounds like that party really sucked. We are so glad we had the "we weren't invited" excuse so we could stay home and watch Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip.

Hearst Officially Unveils Its Contribution to New York's Skyline [Ad Age]