If you're anything like us, you probably figured that raging hormones are primarily confined to the genus of adolescent males, particularly those of the pimply-faced, squeaky voiced, and giant notebook-carrying variety.
In truth, however, you'll be somewhat alarmed to hear that most boys never grow out of their infatuation with sex. If, for instance, you happen to work in a building with great glass elevators and see-through ceilings, your male colleagues are, most likely, craning their necks every morning to maximize their viewpoint of your inappropriately short mini-dress, all based on the faint (if remote) possibility that they'll score the ultimate prize: a momentary glimpse of your exposed crotch-area.
Which means that all you poofy skirt-wearing types over at Hearst had better take note. Because you have, in all likelihood, already flashed your boss, his assistant and the janitor. Not to mention a rotating gaggle of onlookers.
The cascading glass escalators in the lobby of Norman Foster’s new Hearst Tower, which carry the ladies of Cosmopolitan, Town & Country, and Harper’s Bazaar to their offices also offer a view up their skirts. Some editors were concerned enough that they warned members of their staff prone to wearing trendy mini-minidresses of ballooning short skirts to take care to keep their legs close. “It’s the visitors that see the ‘view,’” said on editor. “A lot of tourists walk in from the streets to see the building.” Other employees were more blasé. Says Marie Claire editor-in-chief Joanna Coles, “I know we’ve got some great views from Hearst Tower, but I was not aware of the one from the bottom of the escalators. We’ll have to add that to our docent notes. As for me, I don’t wear minis.” Besides, noted another editor, “I’m not sure it’s that much of a problem considering the fact that I can probably count the number of straight men who work in the building on one hand.
Okay, we know what you're thinking. 'The people I work with are totally asexual.' Wrong! In fact, you're most likely sitting next to a pervert right this very second. Oh, that's 'just the IT guy?' Sure it is! Which probably explains why he's thinking about sticking something in your hard-drive right about now.

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