Heather Mill's, that one-legged ex-wife of Sir Paul McCartney, spent most of this spring fighting in a bitter divorce settlement that left her way richer than she was before she met the Beatle. The former porn star was awarded $48.6 million, an insane amount but still only a fraction of what Mucca originally asked for ($250 million).

You guys remember this right? She poured a cup of water on her husband's attorney's head after it was all over? Super fun!

So what has Heather Mills been doing with all her cash? Keeping a low profile so to not attract any more press? Saving her money for a rainy day?

Haha, what, why would you ever think that:

In seven months, Mills blew through $20 million already, including what must be the world's nicest pool she's having installed for two million at her East Sussex home. Of course, the pool is being built by her boyfriend, so maybe it's just his live-in fee.

Then there's the $1 million staff service, $5 million on an apartment here in New York….and you can see how the money starts to add up. At this rate, give her another four months and Mills will be back to where she started: selling herself to the highest-bidder. We're thinking: talk show with Tyra?