If you have to ditch your loudmouth celebrity client with whom you've represented through her messy divorce to a beloved pop icon because she's just too freaking much, what's the best way to do it?
By issuing one last press release on behalf of your client — about why you're quitting.
That's how Heather Mills' rep Michele Elyzabeth (who also reps Christian Audigier) just did it. Buzzwords: "Impossible person," "heated argment," "I cannot take anymore."
The activist’s U.S. rep quit, but rather than keep the matter quiet, she released a statement calling the former Beatle wife, “impossible.”
“After working for Heather Mills for the past four years, I have decided to cease representing her. Since her divorce has become final, in my opinion, Heather has become an impossible person,” rep Michele Elyzabeth said in a statement released to the media.
Elyzabeth claims Mills called her names during a conversation on Wednesday.
“Yesterday, we engaged in a heated argument during which she called me ‘stupid.’” Elyzabeth’s statement continued. “I reminded her that she was not ‘God’ and she answered, ‘I will never ever talk to you again.’”
Elyzabeth said this incident was the final straw in their working relationship.
“I have been very patient in my dealings with Heather, however, I cannot take any more,” Elyzabeth wrote. “I have given her substantial unpaid time and attention. I am owed money. I refuse to be subjected to her outbursts. On reflection and given the way I have been treated, I now have sympathy with much of what the British Press has reported about her.”
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This PR woman is as crazy as Mills. She took her on because she got a lot of self promoting publicity out of it. Now that Mills is no longer married to Paul and therefore has lost her power as a famous person, both of them are redundant. Mills will EVENTUALLY disappear (though not fast enough) and this one is already gone.
Funny, I think Paul always wanted his own Yoko Ono and he sure got it with this broad.
That whole JohnandYoko couple fantasy stuff was pretty much manufactured. I think John was in a dead end relationship with Ono for a long time. He probably would have left her if he didn't die first. Problem for him is she controlled the money, she had lawyers box his estate in and the fool signed off on things without even reading them. Plus, she knew she had him by the gonads because he never would have left the boy. He had already blown his relationship with his first son, poor Julian, and he wanted to fix his guilt with his second son.
Heather Mills needs to just be quiet, stay out of the spotlight, avoid the press, and thank some diety every day that she is probably one of the luckiest women in England. But she definately should not be talking to the press. Just enjoy your money, take care of your kid, and be quiet. This story is over.