Not surprisingly, Janice Min has decided to toss Heidi Montag on the cover again (not that anyone is spreading rumors they have some sort of arrangement for things like this), but this time there's real news: She wants to get married! "I'm ready to marry Spencer. He's my soulmate," she tells the magazine.

And not that we're asking you to guess which celeb weekly will score the EXCLUSIVE pics of the nuptials, but let's not play pretend: Heidi and Spencer aren't getting married … yet. They're laying the groundwork for their own reality TV show.

Industry gossip that's been brewing for the past few weeks has the two trying to score their own MTV show, a la Newlyweds, though the network is said to be fearful of saturating its The Hills brand. The peg for the show? The lead up to Heidi and Spencer getting married.

But with this Us cover, they're clearly pushing the agenda, proving there's measurable interest in their fairytale wedding. So move those newsstand sales, people, and help Hollywood's most opportunistic couple score another payday.