I’ll come right out and admit it: My hatred for Heidi Montag knows no bounds. Out of any reality TV character — even Spencer Pratt — she is by far the most vile human being I have ever witnessed, what with her absolute disregard for reality and her lame attempts at rewriting history. Things hit rock bottom the other night, when my roommate had to sit and listen to my hour-long diatribe detailing how happy I would be if Heidi were to get hit by a bus.

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