So a funny thing happened on the way to the SNL afterparty this weekend: Martin Eisenstadt, founder of the Eisenstadt Group political consulting firm and fanboy of Joe the Plumber, provided a detailed account of what went on after John McCain's cameo on NBC Saturday. On his blog. Because he is creepy as all get out.

As popular as John and Cindy were at the party, the real star was Joe. Over 6 feet, tan, with rippling muscles and a beaming smile of disbelief, he was like Mr. Clean at a soap convention

And it just gets better from there. Wait till you hear about SNL star Kristen Wiig and her desire to get her "pipes cleaned", lol!

But as night wore on to early morning, Joe finally got some “quality” alone time with a certain female cast member. I’m not that familiar with the show, but I know it wasn’t Tina Fey or Amy Poehler. The skinny brunette, I think it was. Kirsten, maybe? Joe’s got good taste: she’s definitely hotter in person. And judging by her taste in plumbers, maybe a closet Republican. I didn’t see what time they left, but it wouldn’t surprise me if someone got her drain snaked last night.

"Drain snaked???" Are you serious? You're serious. This is one of the guys brought on to consult for McCain's campaign, and even he thinks the senator is a lost cause, and is now trying to become Joe's fourth manager. Because Ben Affleck's agent talked to Joe! About being on The Bachelor! Because lots of ladies want to date guys who can't even be bothered with getting their plumbing license. Argh.

With people like Eisenstadt working for McCain, who needs to bother voting on November fourth? (Everyone. Everyone needs to bother voting.)

Update: Martin Eisenstadt appears to be an Internet fraud, and this story is almost definitely false. Although there is a real Martin Eisenstadt and he works for a conservative think tank, the blog where this info came from is almost certainly a hoax.