Fans of NBC's The Office invoke their freedom of assembly by organizing the first ever Office convention ("Like a Star Trek convention, but with nerds wearing Dwight Schrute glasses instead of Spock ears.")

The groundbreaking (convention-breaking?) convention, to be held in a "former coal mining town in Northeastern Pennsylvania," should give devout viewers a much-needed opportunity to feel extremely socially awkward, remember that they get extremely anxious and uncomfortable in loud, crowded settings, and wish fervently that they were at home, watching The Office instead.