How Do You Know Miley Cyrus' Topless Photo Scandal Will Blow Over?
And is Hannah Montana yesterday's news?

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The Today show didn't even get around to mentioning it until its second half hour.

Well, I guess you could say the Miley Cyrus brain trust can breath a little easier now: They passed the first, most important and (possibly) the only-one-that-counts test - "The Today Show." The program thought the whole "topless" thing so under heated that it played the story at the top of its second half hour, and it played it coolly at that, as if this whole flap will blow over by noon. (As it very well may.) Maybe NBC figured there's more important news to get to - like "Where in the World is Matt Lauer" - but Miley Unclothed was clearly not deemed a big deal. The two commentators who got up early to chew this over - Donnie Deutsch and CBS commentator (former actress) Nancy Giles - pretty much ho-hummed it too. Deutsch actually hit on the same thing that went through my mind - this whole shoot is part of this "evolving image" strategy, and that Cyrus is re-focusing her image so that she morphs into something (or someone) slightly different, or the career is bye-bye. My sense is slightly different: That she's already moved past her 'tween demographic and is trying to target a bigger, or broader one. It's all about business - it always is - and anyone who doesn't think an Annie Liebovitz session can dramatically alter one's image to the point where it's very nearly beyond recognition is either willfully stupid or willfully lying. She's the most important photographer in the world - this is what she DOES - and the Cyrus braintrust knew exactly what they were doing too - they just forgot to tell Disney.

Another thing to keep in mind - I've often had the sneaking suspicion, though have no scientific proof to back this up, that those most eager to disrobe themselves for Liebovitz are those most eager (or desperate) to re-start stalled careers. Not that Cyrus's is (it's not - nor, I guess, was John Lennon's, when he posed in the pink a few dozen years ago) but Demi's was.

Plus keep in mind, "Hannah Montana" is not "superhot" as Meredith Vieira said at outset of the "Today" treatment. It's cooled off dramatically the last year - not the appointment it once was, and that grand and reasonably accurate kids' bellwether, the Kids' Choice Award, recently deemed it less important than re-runs of "Drake & Josh." Miley knows the bloom's off that rose and now she's tending to another garden. She might first wanna speed-dial Britney to learn just how hard - and precarious - that can be. [The TV Zone]

Earlier:
With Miley Cyrus Scoop, Entertainment Tonight Solidifies Position as First-Stop Crude Shop
Miley Cyrus’ Bullshit Apology for Letting Annie Leibovitz See Her Naughty Bits

Apr 28, 2008 · posted by david · Link · 12 Responses
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  • Comments (12)

    No. 1 Elle says:

    The Vanity Fair pictures are perfectly pleasant. There is nothing unseemly about them at all. Furthermore her parents and/or minders were present at all times and were able to see the digital photos immediately. In fact her parents are actually pictured in several of the photos.
    I guess the “apology” is for the purpose of drumming up curiosityabout the article since ordinary Vanity Fair readers probably have no interest in this girl whatsoever.

    Posted: Apr 28, 2008 at 12:19 pm
    No. 2 Alex says:

    I always hated Miley, since she became a "superstar"
    I knew you couldn't trust the 15 year old brat, same way as crazed Vanessa!
    I hate Miley even more now. Shes crazy!!!
    Shes only 15 years old!!

    Posted: Apr 28, 2008 at 12:25 pm
    No. 3 Sandy says:

    I feel her parents should get in some sort of trouble for "pimping" their 15 year old CHILD out. I know there is a law about child pornography and that is what this is, and they should get in trouble for it. And I am one onf Billy Ray's fans, since 1992. But this is too much

    Posted: Apr 28, 2008 at 8:04 pm
    No. 4 hedda says:

    what did everyone think about the picture of miley and her dad???

    Posted: Apr 28, 2008 at 10:02 pm
    No. 5 kijurio says:

    !! ATTENTION !!
    I found Miley Cyrus nude video only at [...LINK...]
    She so pretty! :)

    Posted: Apr 28, 2008 at 10:06 pm
    No. 6 Elizabeth says:

    She's just a kid and she doesn't deserve to be talked about this way when there are worse things you see celebrities do. I'll admit this isn't exactly what I would want my younger siblings looking up to, but this isn't the first time it will happen nor will it be the last.There has got to be something you can spend your time better on than talking about some 14 year old kid.

    Posted: Apr 28, 2008 at 10:45 pm
    No. 7 MEG says:

    Well tht pictures is not topless! Not like Vannesa Hudgens@ She's shoudln't change! She's is find the way she is! SHE RULES B4 but iv she change she dosn't!

    Posted: Apr 29, 2008 at 2:33 am
    No. 8 sandra says:

    your all fucking bitches leave her alone.

    Posted: Apr 29, 2008 at 6:32 pm
    No. 9 HATEMILEY says:

    I FUCKIN HATE MILEY CYRUS. SHE IS A WHORE, LSUT AND THE BIGGEST BITCH I EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. SHAME FOR HER FAMILY.

    Posted: May 1, 2008 at 12:31 am
    No. 10 PacificGatePost says:

    LEIBOVITZ AND THE HANNA MONTANA TEARDOWN

    Adult market magazines using kids in provocative poses? Is that ONLY inappropriate behavior?

    http://pacificgatepost.blogspo.....rdown.html

    Adult executives know better. They just don’t seem to DO better.

    There is nothing innocent about an adult magazine portraying a 15 year old pretending to be naked, hair tousled, wrapped in a bed sheet.

    Posted: May 1, 2008 at 1:03 am
    No. 11 sahara sidi says:

    You should not be doing this you shuold not be pregnet your only a teenager.What i have to say is be a clean popstar and your my roll model but
    its not right your pregnet now my big sister hates you and i was your fan but now im not.

    ps.plz just stop
    or you'll lose all of us
    your fan,sahara sidi

    Posted: Sep 19, 2008 at 3:33 pm
    No. 12 sahara sidi says:

    miley now go have sex with zac

    Posted: Sep 19, 2008 at 3:36 pm
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