Lauren “Lo†Bosworth
Salary: $10,000 per episode ($190,000 per season)
Viacom employees her paycheck could have saved: 4
How she earns her keep: “Eat your Pinkberry and enjoy life!â€
Depth of her evil: Lo's evil actually seems to be pretty shallow, much like her character development itself. She stays out of the way, rarely says anything of interest and takes the most obvious side in any and all disagreements amongst the other characters. She is malleable and flavorless, human Silly Putty.
Stephanie Pratt
Salary: $8,000 per episode ($152,000 per season)
Viacom employees her paycheck could have saved: 3
How she earns her keep: "I can't believe how hypocritical you are - you who became best friends with my ex-boyfriend in high school even though I hated him!"
Depth of her evil: Stephanie shares genetic material with Spencer Pratt – villain amongst villains on The Hills – so of course she's terrible. It's not Stephanie's drug addiction that makes her awful, it's that she constantly mentions it as if it validates her in some way. It does not. She's a party girl who got busted popping pills once. Big deal. You're no Jim Carroll, baby! Also, it's very obvious Ms Pratt starts trouble for attention, because she is desperate and profoundly lonely, which brings us back to why she takes prescription drugs. It's the circle of The Hills.
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hahahaha this is brilliant
so after all these paychecks go out, what is the net worth of the show? how many paychecks OTHER than the hills actors does that pay?
where am i
pure genius. Thank you Jossip although ur new settup is rather jarring it's nice to see that you haven't lost you snarky sense of self worth!
Good lists today, Jossip!
This is confusing TO ME!!
The whole Heidi-Spencer elopement is a sham because its not legal in the United States and it was all for the mtv cameras to make their mexico trip more exciting. While it may be a nice commitment ceremony for true couples, for speidi its just for the cameras!
THE HILLS AND ITS SPINOFFS IS THE ONLY MONEY EARNER ON MTV!!!!
once the hills and its spinoffs fade which they will MTV will crash and burn
MTV doesnt even show videos
FUSE which still shows videos and rock concerts and music actually earns more profit than mtv at this point
Wow these guys are all idiots…the economy is horrible and people are losing their jobs that are hard workers and these morons are getting paid all this money wtf? I would not waste my time talking to any of these low lifers…lauren is only on this show because of her dad paying for mtv to film laguna beach…bigger issues in the world
Ps…lauren is such a prude where does she get off saying no one can make more than her…lo needs to get a life she looks like she is 40 years old…lauren is a rich girl that does not understand the concept of hardwork and saving…she bought a 2 million dollar home while being an intern??? She is not even employeed please someone explain this to me…spencer and heidi have the last laugh at the end of the day they are going straight to the bank making millions while we sit watching them and thinking everything on the show is real…laurens address is 1627 n. Orange drive hollywood, ca go tell her I said hi and that she is a loser who did not even really go to fidm it was all a publicity stunt!justin bobby is more inteligent that lauren…enough said!