If you want to listen to the abridged audio version of Barbara Walters' over-hyped memoir, you can forget about hearing one thing in particular: moaning coming from the upstairs bedroom. That's because the five-disc, six-hour spoken edition of Audition cuts out the most talked about talking points: "None of her romantic relationships outside of her three marriages — not even the most-publicized revelation from the book, her secret romance with former Massachusetts Senator (and then married) Edward Brooke — are anywhere to be found." Some readers (listeners?) might view this as the publisher cheating consumers out of the most interesting, raunchy details of the TV vet's life, but don't go crying to them; they're standing by their "abridged means edited" excuse. And Cindi Berger, Walter's publicist, says that her client "approved the abridged version of the book," but just didn't feel the love stuff was important enough to include. "The focus was just to be about her work," Berger explains. "The men in her life was not her priority." Somebody should have told her endless publicity tour that.