Anyone who's ever watched Gossip Girl remembers the gripping inaugural episode, in which Chuck Bass (the impish, scarf-clad would-be Casanova) attempts to seduce recovering promiscuous girl Serena Van der Woodsen by proffering her an aphrodisiacal grilled cheese sandwich with truffle oil and then brutishly forcing himself upon her in a hotel kitchen.

Sadly, the tantalizing sandwich failed to succeed in whetting Serena's sexual appetite (and instead resulted in an awkward, attempted-rape) but perhaps you'll have better luck!

At least, that's what the Palace Hotel is hoping by introducing the GG-inspired fontina and truffle oil sandwich priced at an unaffordable $50 a pop. Some consider it fictionalized teen angst-meets-reality, others merely a godsend. In any event, it will give young overprivileged boys an excuse to ram their tongue down some girls throat and then shrug off assault charges by insisting that the CW made them do it.