How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying
Unless By 'Trying' You Mean 'Binge-Drinking'

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Ever wondered how exactly to go from being borderline alchy to rich and semi-famous? Just do what Mediabistro.com founder Laurel Touby did: surround yourself with semi-successful media professionals who enjoy drunken benders as much as you do (we suggest the New York Post's Steve Dunleavy, or one of those perma-tipsy Rush & Molloy assistants) and then find a way to turn your appreciation for all things hard liquor into a profitable online venture!

Laurel Touby turned her popular cocktail parties into a high-traffic Web site for job-seeking media and creative professionals. Yesterday, she sold mediabistro.com, the company that sprang from those mixers, for $23 million. The Jupitermedia Corporation, an Internet research company that also sells photos and art, agreed to pay $20 million in cash and an additional $3 million over two years for the company.

As for our own career plans, we've got two wine coolers in the fridge and a half-empty (or is it half-full?) bottle of Absolut vodka in the freezer, and a six-pack of Rolling Rock. Which means, it's time to play 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire!'

Jul 18, 2007 · Link · 5 Responses
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    No. 1 O.J. Simpson Is A Stumbly, Fall-Down Drunk / Jossip says:

    [...] wasn't drinking away the pain so much as trying to follow in the illustrious footsteps of binge drinker-turned-Mediabistro mogul, Laurel [...]

    Posted: Jul 18, 2007 at 1:31 pm
    No. 2 Hollywood Bedroom » Blog Archive » O.J. Simpson Is A Stumbly, Fall-Down Drunk says:

    [...] wasn't drinking away the pain so much as trying to follow in the illustrious footsteps of binge drinker-turned-Mediabistro mogul, Laurel [...]

    Posted: Jul 18, 2007 at 2:20 pm
    No. 3 Guess Who’s Not The New TVNewser? / Jossip says:

    [...] "Please join me at Michael's Restaurant on Wednesday, July 25, in raising a toast to TVNewser's Brian Stelter, as he sets out to leave the confines of the blogosphere for the print world," writes Mediabistro.com founder Laurel Touby, who's not exactly having a bad week herself. [...]

    Posted: Jul 19, 2007 at 2:07 pm
    No. 4 Hollywood Bedroom » Blog Archive » Guess Who’s Not The New TVNewser? says:

    [...] "Please join me at Michael's Restaurant on Wednesday, July 25, in raising a toast to TVNewser's Brian Stelter, as he sets out to leave the confines of the blogosphere for the print world," writes Mediabistro.com founder Laurel Touby, who's not exactly having a bad week herself. [...]

    Posted: Jul 19, 2007 at 3:04 pm
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    [...] “Please join me at Michael’s Restaurant on Wednesday, July 25, in raising a toast to TVNewser’s Brian Stelter, as he sets out to leave the confines of the blogosphere for the print world,” writes Mediabistro.com founder Laurel Touby, who’s not exactly having a bad week herself. [...]

    Posted: Aug 8, 2007 at 4:50 pm
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