Perhaps during Michelle Obama's speech on Tuesday night, you accidentally placed your flask on your television stand, blocking the lower-right hand corner and blocking the logo of the cable network you were tuned to. Then it must have been pretty hard to tell whether you were getting spin from Fox News, or MSNBC.

That, or you could've had your back to the TV and staring at a 3-D illusion and still been able to tell which set of pundits were running their mouths.