Huvane Promises Kirsten Dunst Will Never Again Haunt us in the Morning

Kirsten Dunst

We hope this is not just Page Six teasing us with extremely exciting gossip, because, well, this news is pretty much getting us through our Monday. Remember when Janice Min went on the Today show, blabbing about how Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn were engaged? And how Jen's publicist Stephen Huvane was none too pleased by what he claims were "false rumors?"

Well Janice has finally managed to do something we will forever be grateful for. She has managed to get Huvane to swear we will never look at Kirsten Dunst's mug on NBC between 7 and 10 am.

Huvane has branded the story a complete fabrication. He's said to have told the "Today" suits he's pulling his hottest clients - including Aniston, Gwyneth Paltrow, Demi Moore and Kirsten Dunst - from the show indefinitely.

Do you hear that? Do you hear the sound of little angels playing mini trumpets? "Indefinitely." Such a beautiful word. Especially in the context of "you are safe from the greasy-haired ragamuffin."

ANISTON TALE IMPERILS 'TODAY' [Page Six]

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    No. 1 Heather says:

    The today show doesn't deserves to have mega stars like Jen and Gwyn banned from thier show. They are acting very tabloish.

    Posted: Aug 14, 2006 at 12:30 pm
    No. 2 Jill says:

    those are her greaesy, bleached extension by the way on her anorexic body.

    Posted: Aug 24, 2006 at 8:10 am
    No. 3 jjh says:

    scum bag ho, this hypocrite had plastic surgery secretly.
    look at her earlier pudgy faced, plebian features.

    she had her nose and fat cheeks carved off and her eyes adjusted.

    Posted: Sep 14, 2006 at 10:14 am
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