Just because Colin Farrell's lawsuit with Nicole Narrain has been pushed back till July 17 doesn't mean the sex tape fun has to come to an end like Natasha Lyonne's acting career.

Which is why we'd like to draw your attention to the website with what is perhaps the best website name we've ever heard of: "I fucked Alec Baldwin in his ass / The truth about Colin Farrell."

Never have those two thought processes ever reached such tandem in our minds. Nor should they.

The name of the site, it so happens, is also the name of the "dance single" from Dessarae Bradford — who, we've come to understand, identifies as a "musical artist" whose claims to fame actually do include having sex with Alec Baldwin (and her dog, and a strap on). Her single – which is sure to be at the top of the Billboard Club charts in just a matter of days – can be sampled at her MySpace profile. And in our continued commitment to service journalism, we've provided you with some lyrics:

dance / dance my song / i fucked alec baldwin in his ass / i fucked alec baldwin in his ass / i fucked / i fucked / i fucked alec baldwin in his ass (ooh!) / shake your asses / on the floor / my ass had a romp with alec baldwin / my ass had a romp with alec baldwin / my ass had a romp with alec baldwin / he's my twisted puppy / colin farrell / is my bitch / colin farrell / is my bitch / ruff ruff ruff / colin farrell is my bitch / sit / beg / roll over / (heavy panting) / bring me my whip / colin farrell / a dark twisted puppy / colin farrell / a dark twisted puppy / fetch / sit

Needless to say, we've listened to it a half dozen times already. But why, we must ask, is Dessarae targeting Colin and Alec? She explains: "I am WAGING WAR ON COLIN FARRELL.in this song and Alec Baldwin's ass is just a casualty of war! It is a phat underground house beat sound - and the controversy about my song has already started. YOU WILL LOVE IT! ORDER IT TODAY!"

Glad that's cleared up.

Now, Dessarae, the entrepreneur that she is, isn't willing to just have a hit single. Nope — she's got a book too! We're not sure what, exactly, fills its pages, but we do know that she's running a special: $50 for the book and a (very illegal) copy of Colin's sex tape! Take that, Lavely & Singer!

And as if the single, the book, and the DVD weren't enough, there's a custom cocktail to match!

Name of Drink: "COLIN FARRELL IS MY BITCH"

INGREDIENTS
1/2 oz Bacardi 151 rum
1/2 oz Goldschlager cinnamon schnapps
1/2 oz Jagermeister herbal liqueur
1/2 oz Patron

Given that Kevin Federline has only offered us "PopoZao" without a book, DVD, or means of getting drunk, we're inclined to start routing for the one and only, Dessarae Bradford. We just love a gal that turns Alec Baldwin into a necessary casualty of war.

I fucked Alec Baldwin in his ass / The truth about Colin Farrell [Blessed Venture Pub.]
Dessarae Bradford [MySpace]
Related: All Colin Farrell coverage