Yesterday morning a book fell on Observer staffer Choire Sicha's desk. The title of this magic piece of literature was Same Sex and the City: So Your Prince Charming Is Really a Cinderella and was "written by two chicks named Lauren."

Lauren Levin and Lauren something else (who once worked at Teen Vogue) compiled their experiences into a revealing read full of "exceptional sexual politics" and NYU girls experimenting with the trashiest ways to attract attention from guys.

But, no matter how much those horny, post-pubescent guys may want to watch Lauren on Lauren action, will they really want to read it?

Well, here's a warning: Even the chapter by some chick named "Liza" called "I Got Hammered and Made Out with My Friend for $30 in Front of 12 Guys… Am I a Lesbian?" wasn't that hot. Particularly because "Liza" got hammered on six shots of Absolut Kurant. No, perhaps "Liza" isn't a lez—but she sure is a pussy.

Whatever, we'll read it. If only to find out if NYU girls and former Teen Vogue Laurens are sluttier than the new Teen Vogue Lauren — y'know Laguna Beach's LC?

We already know she can drink way more than six shots. Hello, we saw the Cabo episode.

The Cockpit: Hot Lesbian Sexy Action [Choire "I Like Ladies!" Sicha, The Daily Transom]