"I like D_ _k" Says Rumer Willis
and other, dirty, surprising facts

God, Rumer Willis is the weirdest. Let's just forget about how she looks for a moment though, and focus on the important stuff, like how well she is using her daddy issues to get ahead in the industry:

And while most 20-year-olds want nothing to do with their parents, Rumer loves hanging out with hers — particularly stepdad Ashton Kutcher…."He definitely is a father-slash-older brother figure, but at the same time I can go out (to bars) with him and have an amazing time.’ ”

The same goes for her dad, Bruce. “I walked in [to a club] once and my friends were like, ‘Your dad’s over there.’ He was sitting with some girls. I just laughed. I was like, ‘Dad, she’s not cute,’ ” she says. “Everyone is scared of him because he seems so badass, but he’s a goofball. He’s like a 17-year-old kid.”

No, sorry. Dad's are not supposed to be your friends, who you go out and drink with when you're underage (Rumer is 20), or who you see at clubs, hitting on girls your age. That speaks both of irresponsibly parenting and step-parenting, as well as a bad grasp on how to successfully exploit your child-of-celebs status.

Rumer? Don't overstep your bounds and go all Mildred Pierce on Demi. She seems like your best hope for a responsible parental figure. Even if she may have body dimorphic disorder.

Aug 21, 2008 · posted by drew · Link · 6 Responses
Comments (6)

No. 1 jill summers says:

she is awesome. I was just reading about her and looking at these photos of her without clothing on.. ( http://www.pro-thinspo.com/rum.....xpage.html ) and I think she rocks

Posted: Aug 21, 2008 at 4:58 pm
No. 2 Heather says:

How is Rumer telling her Dad the chick he's scamming on at a bar is not cute?

Pot/ kettle, Rummer?

Posted: Aug 21, 2008 at 5:03 pm
No. 3 Terri says:

This is why so many of young Hollywood end up in rehab. They are either the sole money maker for the family (Britney, Lindsay) or they don't have parent's but they do have buddies who take underage people to bars.

Posted: Aug 21, 2008 at 6:22 pm
No. 4 Gabriella says:

This poor girl is just a mess - in every way - and when I catch a pic of her trying to pose/look "sexy" - well, all I can say is, "It's sad."

Posted: Aug 22, 2008 at 5:59 pm
No. 5 LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELLO POT, MEET KETTLE says:

rumer willis saying another girl was "not cute"?? WTF! Did the other girl look like Quasimodo or something? Seriously—if ANYONE on the face of this planet has NO right whatsoever to judge another girls looks and deem them "not cute," that would be rumer willis.

Posted: Aug 22, 2008 at 7:44 pm
No. 6 Sarah says:

Come on people. Are you all so perfect that you can say such crappy things about people? Check out Rumer's photo shoot. While the back brace/dunce cap photo looks foolish (that's what Hollywood does), it wasn't her idea. But especially check out the pic of Rumer in the black Adrienne Landau slip. If that doesn't look like Demi Moore about 15 years ago, I don't know who does! Are you all saying that Demi Moore, in her prime, was Quasimodo, or sad, or any of that? Her parents may not be the best of role models, but give the girl a break! She's got it a lot more together than most show biz kids these days!

Posted: Aug 30, 2008 at 7:54 pm
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