The cover of the September Vogue that'll likely clock in around five pounds? The bee-hived Amy Winehouse, as per the direct orders of Anna Wintour. The Bruce Weber photoshoot already went down in Miami. And lucky Amy, she didn't have to lose any weight for the affair. [Mirror]

Update: Or not. The fact-checking types at Jezebel say Amy will appear in Fashion Rocks, not Vogue. Even though a separate source swears it's so.